ndsanx
21 Doncaster, Australia
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The six things I could never do without
Earth
Fire
Wind
Water
Heart
Captain Planet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to lather my naked body in oil and roll around on the floor pretending to be a slug
You should message me if
You meet any of these requirements:
You're the very best, that noone ever was
Your name is Robert Paulson
You can turn left
You're Rick James, bitch
You have about tree fiddy
You are the one who knocks
You are an analyst/therapist
You are the kitties titties
You would stab a man for tacos
You know how many people go blind from pizza shrapnel annually
You make Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X
You can get me the breast milk of a Cambodian immigrant
You grew up on the street, the Sesame street
You made a G today
Your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
You remember remember the 5th of November
You're a Goofy Goober
You like green eggs and ham
Your shit is bananas
You want to dance with a fool who went and ripped his pants
You have any ideas of more random references i can put in here

Or you know... if you want too
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