Especially when you decide to flag my picture to be taken down. Stop hating on pizza just because you can't get laid.
UPDPATE 4/19/17: I've decided to make a blog dedicated to some of my flagged/taken down pictures since some of you want to ruin my fun.
see them here: http://pizzacupid-blog.tumblr.com/
Breaking Bad is the most captivating show I've seen. Pretty sure intelligent, sentient pizzas wrote that show.
I bet you thought I was going to say "if you have pizza." I have standards, thank you
You can message me,but I probably won't answer. If you can outshitpost me, then game on.
JUST DO NOT ASK ME WHERE I GET DRUGS OR WHERE MY FAVORITE PIZZA PLACE IS. IT'S ANNOYING AND I WILL CUT YOU LIKE I FUCKING CUT MY PIZZA.