Especially when you decide to flag my picture to be taken down. Stop hating on pizza just because you can't get laid.
UPDPATE 9/3/13: I've decided to make a blog dedicated to all my flagged/taken down pictures since some of you want to ruin my fun.
see them here: http://pizzacupid.tumblr.com/
Breaking Bad is the most captivating show I've seen. Pretty sure intelligent, sentient pizzas wrote that show.
I bet you thought I was going to say "if you have pizza." I have standards, thank you
But you can message me. OKCupid is try to cockblock me with that "replies very selectively" bullshit. Say whatever you want.
JUST DO NOT ASK ME WHERE I GET DRUGS OR WHERE MY FAVORITE PIZZA PLACE IS. IT'S ANNOYING AND I WILL CUT YOU LIKE I FUCKING CUT MY PIZZA.