neoceratodus
37Scottsdale, United States
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My self-summary
I like to travel, learn, make things, play pool, snowboard, grow plants, eat food, explore, play with animals, watch nature documentaries and other movies, learn about space, and other things. I very much value open-mindedness.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a professional at making things. Graphic design, product design, whatever I can get my hands on. I play pool mostly for fun but sometimes for extra money; I think the high water mark of my pool playing as far as competitive desire is in the past but I'll always play.
I’m really good at
I'm good at whatever I like to do.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm friendly, I know lots of random facts,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books that give me new ideas about Earth sciences, philosophies, funny shit. I don't watch a whole lot of movies at the moment but that doesn't mean I don't like movies. Who doesn't like movies? I've been watching a lot of David Attenborough documentaries.
Six things I could never do without
Love, laughing, making things, traveling, fluorescent orange, sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The state of the world and how even if it seems bad it's a step towards something better even if it isn't obvious. I have faith in human kind despite the cheeto in chief.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing in a pool tournament, out of town on a snowboarding trip, hiking through slot canyons, watching a meteor shower, bat watching, listening for owls while drinking a beer on my roof, working on a new project, or out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an ordained minister. That's right folks, I can legally marry 'em and bury 'em. I'm ordained in the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. It's all about taking it easy. Sometimes you just gotta sit back and say, 'fuck it.'
You should message me if
"I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' "ifs."What I wanna hear from yo black ass is: "you ain't got no problems, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for the cavalry, which should be comin' directly."

"You ain't got no problems, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for The Wolf, who should be comin' directly."

"You sendin' The Wolf?"

"Feel better?"

"Shit Negro, that's all you had to say".

If you don't know what this is from you may want to do a complete re-evaluation of your life and take stock on what it might mean from here on out because something just isn't right. Or you could ask me and I'll remind you.
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