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My self-summary
Hello to whoever is reading my profile. I'm Nerbie Q. Pants. I'm 33 years old and a graduate from the College of Notre Dame of Maryland aka CONDOM in Baltimore, Md. I want to someday teach college in Psychology, hopefully something Experimental. I'm a freak who enjoyed stats class. I consider myself to be a feminist and am a proud Women's College grad. I really enjoy playing games, especially Scrabble, Qwirkle, Settlers of Catan, Cards Against Humanity, Dominion and Castle Risk. According to the Myers Brigg I'm an ENTP. I'm not a big fan of heights. I love the water and pretty much anything you can do that involves it. I want to learn how to sail. I'm listed as bisexual on here because I like boys and I like girls and I like girls who like boys who do boys who do girls(Always should be someone you really loooooove) (I appologize for the random blur lyric tangent.) But I hate the connotations of that word and I don't make out with girls to get attention.

I am eccentric, vibrant, and GGG.
What I’m doing with my life
Reading Textbooks, Finding a full time job, reading, traveling to different places, Netflix on demand, Recreation, Attending Nude Beaches, obsessing over The X Files, LOST The Lives of Mayfair Witches books, The Dark Tower Books, Everclear, Futurama and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Rooting for the Capitals. Learning. Wasting hours on end looking up random shit on wikipedia. I <3 statistics. Swimming when I can. I also love to kayak.
I’m really good at
Wasting time on the internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my hair which is quite long.

That's a complete lie.

It's actually my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A: The Dark Tower Books, IT (Anything Stephen King), All of the Kushiel's Books by Jacqueline Carey, The Lives of Mayfair Witches Books, Anita Blake (The part of the series before it became a gigantic orgy) Rachel Morgan Books, Various Bits of Shakespeare, The Great Gatsby, Thursday Next, Vampire Chronicles, Jane Eyre, Anything Thomas Harris, Ken Follett, Harry Potter, Dune, The Little Prince, Speak, American Gods, Anna Karenina, Xanth, books by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, Watchmen

B: Silence of the Lambs, Beauty and the Beast, 10 Things I hate about you, the first two X Men movies and First Class, Zoolander, Children of Men, Lord of the Rings, Female Trouble, Half Baked, Airheads, Rocky Horror, American Beauty, 1776, The Fifth Element, All three Harold and Kumar movies, The X Files: Fight the Future, Supertroopers Star Wars

C: The X Files, LOST, Futurama, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, How I met your mother, Arrested Development, the Simpsons, Caps Games, Archer, Game of Thrones

D: Everclear, Mary Prankster, Tom Petty, Rage Against the Machine, Little Richard, Adele, Bush, Depeche Mode, Bikini Kill, Counting Crows, Jack off Jill, The Smiths, L7, Bright Eyes, Dashboard Confessional(I try not to be emo but fail.), Weird Al, Ani, Marvelous 3, Violent Femmes, Sleater-Kinney, Mathew Good Band, Babes in Toyland, Barenaked Ladies, Joydrop, Further Seems Forever, Suzanne Vega, Toadies, My Ruin, Q and Not U, John Denver, Veruca Salt, Garbage, Liz Phair but I hate the new albums, Jackson Browne, Random Disney Music, The Dresden Dolls, Harry and the Potters, RDGLDGRN, Lauryn Hill, The Dixie Chicks, Mary J Blige, Flobots, Adele, R.E.M., Tupac, Rent, The Beatles, Hole, mc chris

E: Cheese, especially Humboldt Fog, Pesto, peas, hummus, escargot, peanut sauce, sushi
Six things I could never do without
Something to read, Someone interesting to talk to, My 3 favorite TV shows (Lost, The X Files and Futurama), Somewhere to swim, My family and The outdoors.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever I'm reading at the time. Feminism. Variables. The Dark Tower books. Inappropriate things. Where I am going to go for my Ph.D.. Where I want to go in life and the world. Research. The future. Marsupials. Netflix. Music. Regression. Places I want to travel to. Cheap ways to have fun. Kittens. Kissing Amanda Palmer. Futurama. 42. My cat. My family reunion and how unbelievably awesome it is. ANOVA.
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have lumberjack fantasies. I like nerds with beards. If you don't already have one I might try to get you to grow one.
You should message me if
You think Mulder and Scully and/or Leela and Fry are relationship goals.

I need someone in my life who loves and knows the storyline of LOST well enough to ADHD-ly skip around the storyline from episode to episode without getting, well, lost. 😃

Basically I'm looking for my constant.

If we meet I want it to be in public.

I'm going to be honest the main thing I want out of my next relationship is someone who is awesome, plays board games, and wants to go camping at my family reunion with me this summer. I've always wanted to bring someone I have the feels for, play board games, swim, have tent sex, and just enjoy how much fun it is with me.

I am not looking for casual sex.

Oh and no anti choicers.
The two of us