[Though only "casual sex" is checked, that's by no means all I'm looking for - it's in keeping w/ the spoofy nature of this. That said, I do have some thoughts about online dating & casual liaisons at the bottom of this profile. We now return to our normally scheduled snark.]
I like long walks on the beach. Do you? Especially the ones where you get to witness a shark attack. Very romantic. Oh, and candlelit dinners. I'm equally comfortable in jeans and black tie. Or maybe I mean alienated. There must be a lot of frikkin black-tie benefits going on, that's all I can say, judging by people's profiles. Who are these people?!
I work hard and play harder. My glass is always half full. Should I buy a smaller glass?
I'm looking for that special someone, my partner in crime. What crime? I dunno. That's where you come in. I was thinking forgery, but my handwriting sucks. Anyway, like I say, I'm trying to find my soulmate, that one that can be my best friend as we share the joys and sorrows of trying to find a decent movie on Netflix or ungentrified 'hood in Brooklyn.
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BTW, I fibbed re my age, for search purposes. Although this isn't a real profile. Come to think of it, is any of us "real"? Aren't we just virtual scraps of performativity in the Foucaultvian panopticon - so who's counting?
Also, you'll note I checked "casual sex." When it comes to sex, I'm just not very formal. I tried sex in a tux once and, even though it's fun to say, the cummerbund got all - let us not speak of it.
[As promised, some thoughts about casual sex: It's pretty easy to find casual sex online. Much less easy to find good casual sex online, IMO. I believe that's b/c what makes a casual liaison good requires talking about some fairly unsexy things and dropping the pose of "look how cool I am" that let's face it most of us are engaged in. Things like kindness, respect, communication, humor, and the like. Even taking the time to learn what someone likes, as in olden tymes. I hardly claim to be flawless in any of these regards, but it's a mission statement, so to speak. More to come. Huh huh.]