Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
... once a philosopher, twice a pervert. - Voltaire
Have tried to get into tri, but apparently pirates can't swim.
Bumping into things.
Dancing ridiculously, and with full abandon.
Pretending to know how to cook. Leave me in the kitchen for a couple of hours and you could end up with a fantastic chocolate pudding cake. Warning: nine times out of ten all you'll end up with is a huge mess. But take the risk, it's worth it!
Why womens' toilets are filthier than mens'. By far.
If he doesn't, a match of at least 50% would be nice. Otherwise it's unlikely we'd get along.