37Sydney, Australia
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My self-summary
There should be something written here about how clever or funny or well-traveled I am. Instead, here's a quote:

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

And another:

... once a philosopher, twice a pervert. - Voltaire
What I’m doing with my life
Lawyer by day, pirate by night. Arr!

Have tried to get into tri, but apparently pirates can't swim.
I’m really good at
Having my eyes closed in photos. Almost every single time.

Bumping into things.


Dancing ridiculously, and with full abandon.

Pretending to know how to cook. Leave me in the kitchen for a couple of hours and you could end up with a fantastic chocolate pudding cake. Warning: nine times out of ten all you'll end up with is a huge mess. But take the risk, it's worth it!
Six things I could never do without
Running shoes
Sleep mask
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The frailties of human memory.

Free will.

Why womens' toilets are filthier than mens'. By far.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting into all sorts mischief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you "reply often", I will judge you!
You should message me if
The Flying Spaghetti Monster tells you to.

If he doesn't, a match of at least 50% would be nice. Otherwise it's unlikely we'd get along.
The two of us