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My self-summary
"Brevity is the soul of wit."

If you don't get sarcasm, you're about to think I'm a total dick.

Attempt #2
I had a profile here before, but... due to circumstances far beyond my control, I had to delete it. So, I'm back. (hence, the user name)

Anyway... I'm a music fanatic (it's an obsession really) a Science nerd, an animal lover, a good listener and a damn good cook. Not really looking for anything, or anyone, specific but I'm open to whatever might happen, so get a hold of me.

...and I'm well aware that I overuse ellipsis (...)
What I’m doing with my life
Ruling the world.

Update: 06/11
I am now a homeowner! No more having to pay rent, deal with a landlord or "keep it down" because of the people on the other side of the wall, ceiling or floor... Woohoo!
I’m really good at
Cooking, driving, making faces at children, dressing well, picking music to suit any situation and giving one hell of a massage... I'm sure there's more things, but we'll stop there for now.

I'm not nearly as narcissistic as that made me sound, I promise.
The first things people usually notice about me
Things I hear most often:
The eyes.
The tattoos.
Big shoulders and barrel-chest.
The perpetually-pissed-off expression.
I get a lot of, "Are you always this quiet?"
Yes... yes I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes, I like things from each of these categories... I'll go into detail if you ask me.
Six things I could never do without
Having been homeless on more than one occasion, I've discovered that I can actually "do without" most material things.

As long as I have my family and friends, I'm good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Would the ocean be deeper if there were no sponges?

Why is it, that a large window that opens sideways is called a glass door?

What would people be capable of, if they were able to activate their entire brain?

I think a lot. About a lot of things. I think a lot more than I speak. (probably a good thing, that.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Either tinkering in my garage or hanging out with friends. Usually somewhere with music (Live or otherwise) and adult beverages.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"You! Obey the fist!!"

I would wear a tailored three-piece suit every day, if I could.
I enjoy Gin Martinis. (dry and dirty with at least 3 olives)
I have a fondness for Classical music and Opera.
...and I love to cuddle.
You should message me if
You want to.
Or, if we have a ridiculously high "Enemy" percentage. Our conversations are sure to be interesting.

Oh, and if u tYpE lyke dis, or use letters and numbers to replace words because you're lazy, (or just not smart enough to know any better)... kindly move on to one of the fellows above and to the right. For your sake, I'd choose one who wears a flat-brimmed baseball cap, displaying a sports team logo or designer label, cocked at an awkward angle. Sure he'll probably cheat on you and cause you to "walk into a door" once a week, but u'll hav lots 2 tlk abt.
The two of us