37 New Iberia, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a modern man. A man for the millenium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high tech lo-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave but I'm old school and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hotwired, heatseaking, warmhearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, and pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A streetwise smartbomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties; I tell power lies; I take power naps; I take victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot, slamdunk rain maker with a pro-active outreach, a raging workaholic, a working rage-a-holic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal angenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down, cause I'm tireless and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers. I'm a non-believer and an overacheiver, laid-back but fashion foward, up front, down home, low rent, high mantinence, supersize, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I'm a hands on, footloose, knee-jerk headcase, prematurely postraumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling; I'm caring; I'm healing; I'm sharing; a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk-mail; I eat junk food; I buy junk bonds; I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, captial intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex; I like tough love; I use the f-word in my email, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore; no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimall; I bought a minivan at a megastore. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll free, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes; a fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude but I'm the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow; I go with the flow; I ride with the tide; I got glide in my stride; driving and moving, sailing and spinning, jiving and grooving, wailing and winning. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy and lunchtime is crunchtime. I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt, and I'm hanging tough, over and out.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing volunteer work, consulting part time and still working my day job

Learning a new musical instrument--the Cajun accordion. I can play a waltz or two and a few Cajun two-steps.

I always have projects that I work on here at home. I'm also formulating some ideas about starting my own business.

I work for and actively donate to the following charities throughout the year: Global Medical Relief Fund, Charity:Water, NARAL, NPR, and Planned Parenthood of the Gulf Coast
I’m really good at
I'm really good at cooking! I love to cook, especially french cuisine. I'm always willing to learn how to cook new foods! I hope that doesn't make me sound too uppety. Believe me, I'm not a food snob! My favorite food in the world is a PB&J sandwich!
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. I'm 6'1"
My Texas accent... most tell me its "cute" (that's their word, not mine)
After that, probably my big brown eyes. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's start what I'm not into: reality television, sit-coms, and talk shows.

Charlie Rose, C-Span Q&A, Dr. Who are all things I'll watch. I love NPR on the radio

I have a huge collection of books and I love to read. My favorite books are: 1.) Any book being read by a naked woman in my bed. 2.) Nerdy books on electronics, electronics design, or the art of radio. 3.) Political histories (non-fiction)

Favorite food? Cajun food, bar-b-q, and beans & rice (any kind of beans are good!). Those are my favorites, but I don't eat them all the time. Right now I'm eating lean proteins mostly, but I love carbs ;-)
The six things I could never do without
1. Carbs!
2. Exercise
3. Books (see favorite books section above)
4. Music
5. Dancing
6. Naps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Finding the right person to share my life with. Its a pretty tall order, the things I'm looking for. But I know you are out there SOMEWHERE.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the weird guy who loves cats. No apologies. (I have no pets)