newcentury
28 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I'm constantly saying please and thank you, but I can say them so sarcastically that I'm sure no one believes me.

I'm hopelessly in love with Ari Shapiro.

Also Zayn FOREVER.
What I’m doing with my life
What I want. That's for sure.
I’m really good at
Treats & snoozin', snoozin' & treats. That's it.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Omfg, holy shit, I did NOT see you standing there!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Isn't this what dates are for?
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, a good jukebox, Tina Fey, BLTs, Robyn, a bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the appropriate emoji in any given situation
On a typical Friday night I am
Stalk much?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really self conscious about my parallel parking abilities.
You should message me if
... you're not going to eat that.
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