39 Charleston, United States
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My self-summary
A smartass who treats people with the respect they deserve (whether that be a lot or a little.) When we're talking, you'll want to crack up and kick my ass simultaneously. Opinionated, yet open-minded (and love talking to that type of person as well.)
What I’m doing with my life
Writing the memoirs of my insatiable sex life. A novel that spans hundreds of pages. Ok, so maybe more like a pamphlet...
I’m really good at
Accidentally encouraging angry, mentally-unstable, closed-minded people to lash out at my facts or views about difficult issues. My calm demeanor in talking about such things is usually responded to with a ton of unprovoked name-calling and baseless insults (so naturally, I just phbbbt at them. Works every time)
The first things people usually notice about me
Here, it's occasionally the assumption that the "sm" in my screenname might stand for s&m/kink.

It doesn't. But if your mind went there, that gets a golf clap
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ginuwine, Silk, J. Cole, Duran Duran, Cascada, Hall & Oates, iiO, Keith Sweat, the DNC, Alicia Keys, Mary J. Blige, Whitesnake, Scorpions, Foreigner, Craig David, Nappy Roots, Mickey Avalon, most west coast hip hop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lots of really important topics. Such as:

- Why I get along so well with people from Boston. And Australia

- How shoes ever gained such fashion importance

- Why people who own pawn shops think that they are such badasses. "I know I should offer you 30 bucks for that antique. That makes me....kick ass?"

- Why "The Office" is considered so funny...seriously! If you can explain it, I'd love to hear it. I really think that people say they like it only b/c that's the cool thing to say. If a show centered around Steve Carrell can't make me laugh, then something is really off.

Edit: Add "How I Met Your Mother" to this thought. I am attempting again to watch it as we speak. The attempt is failing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm going to take the road sign from up the street today that said "Special Event Ahead" (and put it by the entrance to my bedroom the next time a date comes over)
You should message me if
- You are a great conversationalist. A woman with a sharp mind will always catch my attention.

- You have a modest confidence that doesn't cross the line to arrogance.

- Your profile does not have a list of self-descriptors that has "Christian" near the beginning