newjacob
36 Hanford, United States
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My self-summary
Asshole with a heart of gold
What I’m doing with my life
Making a face that would have you think "he's deep in thought and possibly close to a solution...I won't bother him".
Works about 50/50
I’m really good at
Saying the right thing at the right time...saying the wrong thing most of the time. Crying every time I watch the scene in Forest Gump when Forest asks Jenny if their son is ''normal''.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear my pants like Kriss Kross
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
...Bill Fuckin Murray...
The six things I could never do without
This, that, and the other thing, and three other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lazer from American Gladiators
On a typical Friday night I am
Crossing my fingers
You should message me if
Your boobs say so
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