Clown_Fart
34 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I can't wait to explain to people in 30 years that Michael Jackson was a real person who actually existed. There's just no way they're going to believe me when I tell them that he started off black then turned white, he was the King of Pop and he married the daughter of the King of Rock, he had a detachable nose, he lived in an amusement park, his best friend was a monkey and everyone hated him because they thought he touched little boys, but then he died and everyone loved him again.

"Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he does good not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it." - Mikhail Bakunin

IG: @andrarchy
What I’m doing with my life
Being free
I’m really good at
Not peeing for an abnormally long time.

Not eating for an abnormally long time.

Facial recognition. I can spot a C-list celebrity or childhood school-mate from a 100 feet in a split second. I am also good at utilizing this skill to avoid people I don't want to speak to.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair? It's blonde, but not that blonde, that's just my best guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Voltaire's Bastards, Mind Hunter, The Idiot, Freakonomics, The God Delusion, The Selfish Gene, Stranger In a Strange Land, Ishmael, Sex at Dawn, The Meme Machine, The Signal and the Noise, Where Good Ideas Come From, Ready Player One.

Movies: Superbad, Memento, The Dark Knight, Enemy, Gross Pointe Blank, Looper, most Kubrick (I worship the man). I love movies and I'm pretty easy to please as long as I know what to expect. I really didn't like Prometheus.

TV shows: MR. ROBOT, Peep Show, Extras, Deadwood, Dexter, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Daily Show, Fargo, GoT, True Detective, Louie

Podcasts: This American Life, Radiolab, How Did This Get Made, Planet Money, Freakonomics, Snap Judgment
The six things I could never do without
Amazon Prime
Seamless
Netflix
Sweets
A cold room for sleeping in
Animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How we can solve problems without using force.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing human being things
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to have a rat-tail and wore exclusively sweatpants until the sixth grade. I'll admit anything, I think if there's something about yourself you're afraid to say, then that's a sign you should probably say it. I like the show Justified.
You should message me if
You're looking for someone who doesn't take much seriously because it's all a big joke anyway.
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