29Wandsworth, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Picking the name 'newtobirmingham' may have been short sighted of me - i quickly became 'newtolondon' and now it should be 'beenintownawhilenowandimstillclueless'. Unfortunately I am Scottish (or at least I was a long time ago) and it doesn't seem important enough to spend money to change the name.

Anywho, I don't know what you'd like to know, but if it means anything to you then I'm INTP.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm still trying to figure that out. I recently switched from a cool career in advertising to be an asshole estate agent - except I found one that tries really hard to be cool. I'll admit, I'm the least cool in the company.
I’m really good at
A number of things: cooking, the occasional sarcastic comment or wise-crack, procrastination, over analysing every situation whilst missing all the crucial details and getting completely lost.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I'm posh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
At the moment the list reads:
Books - Song of Ice and Fire, the Dexter Series
Movies - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Fight Club, Thank You For Smoking
Shows - The Newsroom, Homeland, The West Wing, Studio 60
Music - Eminem (sorry), Macklemore (sorry again)
Food - Massuman Curry, Tikka Massala, Pizza
Six things I could never do without
Many many alarm clocks. I have been known to turn them off in my sleep.

Google Maps. I have no sense of direction.

Pepsi Max. I have a slight caffeine addiction.

My film collection.

White chocolate.

Let's finish with what everyone says, close friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether if I imagine an alternate, fantastical world, would it continue to exist after I stop imagining it, and would that make me that world's god. Expanding on the thought, perhaps this reality is the long forgotten dream of a someone that has since woken up.

Why there are still so many zombies in the Walking Dead - it's been over a year since the zombie apocalypse, decomposition will have wiped out all but the newest of zombies.

That the use of the word literally is perfectly legitimate when employing metaphor and hyperbole. That those people who insist that I should use the word figuratively are really instructing me to de-emphasise my statements and to use a less emphatic simile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably staying in with friends, maybe watching a movie or maybe going to a bar. I'm not a big nightclub fan although the occasional trip is good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask me anything.
You should message me if
You want to.

OR if you have some constructive-criticism of my profile and can suggest areas that I may wish to alter.
The two of us