35 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
Hey. There seem to be a large number of fake accounts on this app anymore. I'm not one of them. But you can find more beards and bald men at this free site: www.beardsandbaldmen.com. Find me there under the username: bigbadbeardedbaldy.
What I’m doing with my life
Aspiring flash fiction writer. Aspiring amateur golfer. Aspiring professional background dancer. Aspiring part-time chef. Competent drummer.

When I get high I commentate on TV commercials and it's adorable.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm. Also, writing in a tone that solely exists within my own head.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard--it's grown too large for my face. I can no longer control it. Let me know if you have a good name for it. Thx
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I binged Game of Thrones. Now I'm binging Stranger Things. The latter will consume a lot less of my life, so feel free to send recommendations. Also, I very specifically like war documentaries. UPDATE: I'm now binging Peaky Blinders.

I've read a lot of books, seen a bunch of movies, and eaten a bunch of food too, but I started rewriting this profile like 10 minutes ago and I'm just kinda over it already. Sorry?
The six things I could never do without
Words and songs and genuine people and technology and that's about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not I should be one of those people who puts their Instagram (saywhaaaaaa) / Snapchat (ndeang000) on here. In case you're interested in random photos of my family's animals, children, and food.
On a typical Friday night I am
You know, Friday night single person things. Sure, that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not much of a private person