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My self-summary
Millionaire. Philanthropist. Mother.

I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot

It's tough being a single dad. Or so I'm told. I wouldn't know; I don't have kids

I cannot bowl

I'm actually Billy Dee Williams in a 26 year old white guys body

I like sarcasm
What I’m doing with my life
-Amateur filmmaker
I’m really good at

Literally the only thing I cannot do is bowl.
The first things people usually notice about me
My apathy towards the world and my fluent use of sarcasm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Slaughter House Five, Brave New World, As I Lay Dying, The Walking Dead, Fahrenheit 451, Chew, 1984, Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, Y The Last Man, DMZ, Choke Vengence, The Godfather and so on

Movies - Casablanca, Godfather, Die Hard, Life Is Beautiful, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Some Like it Hot, Vertigo, Goodfellas, No Country For Old Men, Reservoir Dogs, There Will Be Blood, City Of God, Fargo, blah blah blah

Shows - Sopranos, The Wire, Arrested Development, Game Of Thrones, The Twilight Zone, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Community, Party Down, Bored To Death, The Office, Running Wilde, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Children's Hospital, Tim And Eric Awesome Show. Great Job!, Daredevil, The Flash, Arrow, Band Of Brothers, Eastbound And Down, Flight Of The Conchords, Louie, Silicon Valley, True Detective, Veep, The West Wing, House Of Cards, 30 Rock, Freaks And Geeks, Lost, The X Files, Cosmos

Music - Radiohead, The Strokes, Ryan Adams, Modest Mouse, Elliott Smith, Spoon, Sufjan Stevens, The White Stripes, Andrew Bird, The xx, Bon Iver, Simon & Garfunkel, Notorious B.I.G., The Shins, Mars Volta, Fleet Foxes, Animal Collective, The Glands, Bob Dylan, Frank Sinatra, Kanye West, James Taylor, The Beatles, Arcade Fire, The Black Keys, Flaming Lips, Of Montreal, Interpol, Neutral Milk Hotel, David Bowie, Ugly Casanova, Jay Z, Vampire Weekend, Wu Tang Ghostface Killah, Cake, The Protomen...
The six things I could never do without
1. Oxygen
2. Water
3. Food
4. Shelter
5. Electricity
6. Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to put to use my skills in nuclear prototype drafting
On a typical Friday night I am
Citrus farming, fighting communism or talking with Margret Thatcher.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm best friends with Sarah McLachlan
You should message me if
Curiosity strikes you or if you find yourself in a hostage situation and OkCupid is your only means of communication.