I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot
It's tough being a single dad. Or so I'm told. I wouldn't know; I don't have kids
I cannot bowl
I'm actually Billy Dee Williams in a 26 year old white guys body
I like sarcasm
Literally the only thing I cannot do is bowl.
Movies - Casablanca, Godfather, Die Hard, Life Is Beautiful, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Some Like it Hot, Vertigo, Goodfellas, No Country For Old Men, Reservoir Dogs, There Will Be Blood, City Of God, Fargo, blah blah blah
Shows - Sopranos, The Wire, Arrested Development, Game Of Thrones, The Twilight Zone, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Community, Party Down, Bored To Death, The Office, Running Wilde, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Children's Hospital, Tim And Eric Awesome Show. Great Job!, Daredevil, The Flash, Arrow, Band Of Brothers, Eastbound And Down, Flight Of The Conchords, Louie, Silicon Valley, True Detective, Veep, The West Wing, House Of Cards, 30 Rock, Freaks And Geeks, Lost, The X Files, Cosmos
Music - Radiohead, The Strokes, Ryan Adams, Modest Mouse, Elliott Smith, Spoon, Sufjan Stevens, The White Stripes, Andrew Bird, The xx, Bon Iver, Simon & Garfunkel, Notorious B.I.G., The Shins, Mars Volta, Fleet Foxes, Animal Collective, The Glands, Bob Dylan, Frank Sinatra, Kanye West, James Taylor, The Beatles, Arcade Fire, The Black Keys, Flaming Lips, Of Montreal, Interpol, Neutral Milk Hotel, David Bowie, Ugly Casanova, Jay Z, Vampire Weekend, Wu Tang Ghostface Killah, Cake, The Protomen...