29 Wilmington, United States
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My self-summary
I'm one of the oh-so-rare Wilmington natives in his natural habitat. However, you'd never know it from hearing me speak (no accent).

I'm normally pretty laid back and relaxed, except when the Penguins are in a tie game in the 3rd period with the Flyers.. that's when the anxiety starts to show!

Things that I love: Adventures - either a road trip somewhere, or discovering something awesome about Wilmington that I didn't previously know. Plaid.. shirts, shorts, jackets, pants, whatever! Matching socks. Always. Hot tea, laughing at my own jokes, penguins, loud music in the car with the windows down.

If you can make me laugh, as well as laugh at my (sometimes bad) jokes, we should get along just fine! Also, be able to handle my sarcasm, because it probably means I like you. I can handle yours, I promise.
What I’m doing with my life
Supporting computer systems in healthcare. Sounds glamorous, right? Well, it is! It's pretty awesome knowing that I'm the person that just fixed the system that can take X-Rays and ultrasounds of patients. Go me? But really, it's a pretty awesome and rewarding job, and definitely never the same day twice in a row.
I also bought my first home (well, townhome) last year. The joys of having (getting?) to do my own maintenance are overwhelming, and the fact that sometimes at night it sounds like my refrigerator is trying to get up and walk out of my place can be pretty exciting while I'm laying in bed.

TL;DR - Living life as a fairly successful 27 year old.
I’m really good at
1. Parallel parking (yes, the backup camera helps, but it's still not easy)
2. Stealing the attention of your dog. Sorry, but I'm not sorry.
3. Finding a Seinfeld reference in almost any situation (although I usually keep them to myself because no one else would understand)
4. Cornhole - come at me, bro
5. Taking afternoon naps. Seriously, they can be life-changing after work.
6. Making lists
The first things people usually notice about me
If they're blind: Probably my quick witted sarcasm
If they're deaf: My awesome glasses
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yay, more lists!

Movies: Boondock Saints, American History X, Finding Nemo (got a problem with that?!), Caddyshack

TV: Seinfeld, Big Bang Theory, Walking Dead, Family Guy, recently started The Americans and I'm hooked

Food: I feel like I discover a new, awesome restaurant in Wilmington all the time. Indochine, Copper Penny, Nikki's, Wayfarer, Whiskey Creek. Bacon makes everything better, and onions make everything worse.
The six things I could never do without
1. Friends and Family - because cliches are great
2. Chop's mint sweet tea - if you've had it, you know why
3. Delicious beer
4. Music. Music. Music.
5. Pro sports - Penguins, Pirates, Steelers!
6. Google
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I'm ever going to find someone to go skydiving with me, or if I'm going to have to take the leap myself.

Also, how punny I am..
On a typical Friday night I am
In this sense, isn't "typical" just another word for "boring?"
Fridays are generally spent trying to find some live music, maybe outside somewhere during the summer, but always trying to involve live music.
Maybe they can involve live music and/or you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nice try, internet. I'm a pretty open book..secret things will leak out eventually
You should message me if
You have a corgi - they're the cutest and you automatically win
You're the first one to ask where we are watching "the game" on Sunday
You know why Snoop Dogg (er.. Lion) carries an umbrella...

Or the obligatory "you want to"