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My self-summary
"If you can't accept me at my giggity, then you don't deserve me at my goo."
- Quagmire, maybe.

My name is Nick. The basics; separated from the military, I have my own place and my own vehicle, and working on my degree.

A little about me: I love exercise and food, and events like mud runs. Not picky with food, favorites are pizza and peanut butter, and I love chocolate. I don't believe in left overs. If you need help finishing any food, I'm your man. I make a mean ass flourless brownie.

I enjoy both going out and staying in. Movies are my summer past time, horror and superhero are my faves, bonus if you know anything about superheroes. Let's go to Dave N' Busters, get pizza bites and burgers, then hit the arcade. Or bowling, putt putt, laser tag, go karts, etc. Hiking is a bit more difficult here than it was in California. Climbing Tahoe Mountain was an amazing time.

I don't know, ask 👏 me 👏 random 👏 shit 👏. Who's your favorite superhero?
What I’m doing with my life
Fighting bumblebears. And trying to work on that summer body, but I reeeeaaaally like pizza.

I once saved a baby from a burning bear.

Growing out my beard for the Savage Run in October.
I’m really good at
Being awesome. And doodling I guess. I'm really good at picking up heavy stuff and making mountains into mole hills. Let's play Mario Kart.
The first things people usually notice about me
"I'm a triple threat, brains, brawn, and a dazzling personality."
- Michelangelo

I've been told that I have really soft hair. And I love pizza.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There are too many to list. Just know that I like superhero and horror movies. Forrest Gump is one of most underrated comedies of all time. Seriously though seeing superhero movies will be mandatory.

Plus if I put everything here that means there would be less to talk about.
Six things I could never do without
Pizza, peanut butter, gym, chocolate, and my spoiled little fluff cat nicknamed Monte, and my right foot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't know, my mind wanders all the time, I can't keep track. That's the sign of a genius least that's what the internet says. And pizza.
On a typical Friday night I am
When not doing man shit like saving babies from burning bears, swimming through lava, or knife fighting a T-Rex, I show my softer side by fostering adult tigers. And winning. 💪
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't tread water, I freaking love black licorice, and I honestly have very little faith in online dating..I think I'm doing it wrong. Or maybe this just doesn't work.

Tomatoes are VEGETABLES, not fruit.

Did you know that I love pizza?
You should message me if
I don't know, if you want to, I guess. This has become pointless.

I can cook too.
The two of us