42 Bloomington, United States
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My self-summary
Primarily, I'm looking only for casual dating or friendship. An LTR isn't entirely out of the question, but we'd have to complement each other really well.

I'm vegan and not religious. Neither of those things will change. It doesn't mean you have to be vegan, but you have to respect that I am. However, if you're religious, then you're better off looking elsewhere.

I am an English snob. An English M.A. will do that to you.

I've been playing video games since the Atari VCS (or 2600, if you prefer), so I'm a bit of a geek. The Silent Hill franchise is probably my favorite of all time, though my favorite console is the Genesis. That said, lately I've been playing a lot of Assassin's Creed and GTA.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying myself as much as possible while reevaluating where I am and what I really want out of life. Yup, I'm at that stage.
I’m really good at
Anything I set my mind to. Except bowling. I really suck at bowling.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my height (5' 10", for those of you too lazy to check out my details :p) or my red hair. Maybe the tattoos I have on my forearms. Or possibly, my ever-so-lovely smile. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A sampling:

Alice in Wonderland
The Hobbit
House of Leaves
Where the Wild Things Are

American Movie
Black Swan
Donnie Darko
Jacob's Ladder
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Muppet Movie
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Pink Floyd: The Wall
The Princess Bride
Puff the Magic Dragon

I can't even think of where to start. I tend to be pretty eclectic. Except I hate country. Really hate country.

Aver's Cuban Black Bean Pizza (without cheese, of course)
Dark Chocolate Dreams Peanut Butter
Thai food
The six things I could never do without
My dog Blitz
My cat Chess
Peanut butter
Looney Tunes
My friends, I guess. Though sometimes . . .
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many guys on here think it's a good idea to take pictures of themselves in sunglasses, in their cars, or bare-chested in the bathroom mirror. Eyes matter, guys, so don't cover them up, and though you may have an awesome body, you just come off as a tool when you post those bare-chested pics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to the opera, ballet, movies . . . or just hanging out at home with the dog and cat or friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually been attracted to a video game character (ah, Ezio Auditore).
You should message me if
• You actually show that you've read my profile instead of starting off with "hey," "hello," or "I think you're sexy."
• You think Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, Ricky Gervais, David Sedaris, mid-'90s Simpsons, Dr. Katz, and MST3K (which is coming back—yay!) are hilarious.
• You don't drive a Lexus. Don't be a douche.
• You're confident and happy with who you are.
• You like animals.