Am not allergic to the city but definitely get itchy when your third question or so is "So how often do you get to SF?" I will go many places for a good thing, and there are many good things in the city. But I will go all kinds of nowhere for a man who so unambiguously telegraphs his ignorance of the awesomeness that is (a) me and (b) the bay area proper.
Movies: Farewell My Concubine, Lord of the Rings, Chungking Express, Fargo, Spirited Away, Wild Reeds, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Winds
Music: Goldfrapp, Faye Wong, Sigur Ros, Cocteau Twins, Armin van Buuren, Lange, Air, Kate Bush, Underworld, Way Out West, Trentemoller, Joe Hisaishi, Tori Amos and of course more
Food: comfort food, spice that isn't just spicy for its own sake, fresh fruit, juice, sweets of all sorts (see also six things, below), mapo tofu, hongshao pork, pizza, noodles
nice desk chairs,
the sun lighting up the water in the toilet bowl (it's really cool),
cleaning up house
also, the semantics of the phrase "most private" and why your answer to the "most private thing I'm willing to admit" question sucks. and is not at all clever.
…You avoid being blatantly racist or misogynistic in your profile (setting a high bar here).