YouDontKnowMatt
26 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
If you like funny, outgoing dorks, you'll love me!

Talk Bernie to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying at PSU; majoring in computational nonsense.

In the meantime I'm slingin' coffee beans until my next internship/job.
I’m really good at
dank memes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
🎶: All kinds of music depending on my mood, but lately Electronica, Future House, and R&B. https://soundcloud.com/mattattaque

📺: Game of Thrones (Like everyone else, amirite?), The Office, Mr. Robot, Bob's Burgers, It's Always Sunny

📖: Anything non-fiction, currently reading How To Create A Mind by Ray Kurzweil and Zealot by Reza Aslan.
The six things I could never do without
Chocolate Milk
Green Things (e.g. plants, trees, forests)
Standup Comedy (Anyone ELSE listen to Kill Tony?)
Historical Documentaries
Young versions of things (puppies, kittens, babies, etc)
I need to get off the Internet.... https://youtu.be/ZbM6WbUw7Bs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Starting a cover band called "Not So Modest Mouse."

Is pizza a food group? (This is not a joke, plz help)
You should message me if
→ You want to get coffee. Though to be honest coffee isn't really my cup of tea. Tea is, so I'll probably just get that. Who knows!

→ You also share a deep-seated passion for chocolate milk.

→ Bonus points if you don't have a beard.

→ Really just looking for cool friends and hoping it'll turn into something more. And if not, at least I've still got a cool friend! Ya dig?
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