33Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I created a new drink. You get a fifth of whiskey and a six pack of cheap beer. Mix with tears and serve cold.
What I’m doing with my life
I want to grow up to be a debaser
I’m really good at
being poor and paying bills.
The first things people usually notice about me
how i look like a hobo
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I listen to sea shanties and consume the souls of the damned.

I got a kindle for my birthday and I'm now in a book club with my friends.
Six things I could never do without
my cat, booze, king kong, food, video games, booze, booze
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I can ever find a bar that has a jukebox that plays Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Chuck Berry, John Lee Hooker, Conway Twitty, Johnny Cash, and other good musics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tear filled tacos and hugging my cat. Booze is always welcome too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Even though I live in Chicago I always look up at the sky when it's dark to see if there are any stars or planets out.
You should message me if
If you drink whiskey straight and listen to good ass music. Preferably the devils music. If you know what Jungle Exotica is and you think it's the greatest thing ever.
The two of us