34Martinsburg, United States
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My self-summary
I am going to start off by telling you that unlike 90%+ of men on this site what follows is who I actually am. I want to find someone that likes me for who I am, and that cannot begin with a lie. I am not going to fluff it to make me look good. If what follows is of no interest to you than good luck elsewhere.

Hello, my name is Alan. I am an eclectic individual that enjoys reading and writing fantasy, making chainmail armor and jewelry, restoring my 87 Camaro, watching movies and anime, camping, hiking, playing computer games, woodworking, kayaking, and trying out new things. I have what a lot of people consider an odd or morbid sense of humor; zombies, Cthulhu, medieval weaponry, and other things entertain me. I prefer to hang out with a close group of friends; quality over quantity. I will do nearly anything I can for a good friend other than shooting their ex.... You can never get the smell of dead douche bag out of your car.

I have obtained my MBA, and I find intelligence in others to be not only attractive, but essential for a thriving relationship.

I am monogamous, and that's how I like it. I do not want an open relationship.

According to those increasingly popular personality tests, I am an ISTJ.

I am Open Minded, Quiet, and Honest
What I’m doing with my life
I currently have a job with an excellent company in Sterling, VA in cyber security. Love the company, the pay is decent, it gives me opportunities to learn, and the coworkers are just as weird as I am. I also run two small businesses part time. One is in-home computer repair, and the other is making custom chainmail armor, jewelry, and other gear. This is all leading to my long term goal of complete world domination (insert evil laugh here).
I’m really good at
Making armor and jewelry, cuddling, video games, repairing old cars, fixing computers, making random comments, helping friends with their problems, puns, and anything that I put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually notice what I am wearing ( I occasionally walk around in one of my chainmail shirts to get a reaction out of people). Other than that, I do not know. I have never asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like Piers Anthony, Terry Brooks, Kelly Armstrong, Kim Harrison, Tolkien, Patricia Briggs, Carrie Vaughn, Karen Chance, and many other authors.

I like fantasy, sci-fi, drama, comedy, anime, and the old horror movies.

I like metal, rock, Celtic, and meditation music. When I am driving around I am usually listening to 101.5 Bob Rocks, but when they fail me I have a very full and eclectic iPod.

I love most types of food, but I have a weakness for Mexican, Chinese, and lasagna. No nuts or shellfish though.
Six things I could never do without
Car (have a new one but slowly rebuilding and improving my old Camaro)
My tools (computer, automotive, woodwork, etc)
Camping gear
Books (I may die in a book-a-lanch one day)
A cuddle partner (need one of these)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The zombie apocalypse (when I see the little kids attached to their phones I think it has already happened). Where my cats might be hiding to attack me from. Random things that I am working on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking a walk, watching movies, or hitting a concert.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am blunt and will tell you whatever you would like to know. Ask me anything.
You should message me if
If you have read this far, drop me a line :)
The two of us