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My self-summary

I joined this after reading an article that claimed online dating was the most efficient way to meet people. But I wrote this after a sufficient helping of rum. I edited it after a sufficient helping of gin.


I like conversation, leftism, Marxism, drinking. "I find it hard to forgive people who compel one to think of small things in a small way."

I am a very serious boy, OBV
What I’m doing with my life
Graduated from Indiana University's main campus with a political science and economics double major (philosophy minor). Lived in DC for a while immediately after I graduated. Move to Indianapolis for two-and-a-half years. I've mostly worked for Internet or software companies, doing what can be vaguely described as analytics, or described as a mix of statistics and programming.

In NYC, I'm blessed to work as head of the data analytics department for a hopefully-profitable startup! I anticipate going back to school to pick up an advanced degree (sometime before 30), either in statistics, applied mathematics, data science, machine learning, or artificial intelligence.

I used to really want to be a writer, even got something published that was rather well received in a left-wing mag on Israel and the Palestinians my freshman year of college. Sometimes I still have good ideas for articles and even books; maybe I'll pick that up again sometime...
I’m really good at
Being a really serious boy
The first things people usually notice about me
How serious of a boy I am.
My ill sense of style.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just finished the Game of Thrones series. Love the show.

Started out on Chomsky, ended up on Zizek. Badiou, Jodi Dean. Biographies. Social science, political history, philosophy. Oscar Wilde, Dostoevsky, Hunter S. Thompson, Bukowski, Herman Hesse, Orwell

Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, Death in June, MODEST MOUSE, Jefferson Airplane, Murder by Death, Baroque music, The Doors, IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE

Lord of The Rings, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Trotsky, This is England, Factotum, The Office, 30 Rock, PEEP SHOW, Stanley Kubrick, Focus Features films, and drunk Harry Potter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
This used to say "drinking excessively," but now it's more often making a complicated dinner with my Macbook on Netflix in the kitchen
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll try anything once
You should message me if
You're a rad chick with strong left-leaning tendencies, a (materialist) feminist, and you enjoy long walks on the beach with handsome Fabio types

You think there is more to life than scented candles, and you CAN even
The two of us