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My self-summary
I am made entirely of precious jewels. I have a special room in my house full of ponies. Any girl I go on a date with gets a free kitten and/or puppy.

I am a writer and an English lecturer. I've lived in Tokyo and Vietnam and love to travel - especially in Asia. I like reading and am completely addicted to films. I'm into Chinese food (crazy for dim-sum), going to the gym and monkeys; I would love to live in a lighthouse, enjoy thunder storms and snow, like watching football, find children very amusing, love going out with friends and talking for hours, enjoy chatting in bed, have never been skiing and my family owns a very large dog and a very small horse. I don't expect every relationship to work out, but it's always great to make new friendships.

I don't like arrogance or carelessness with other people. A sense of humour is pretty important, as well as kindness, but I value people I can make a connection with - the sort of situation where you think the same sort of things but always manage to surprise and fascinate each other, where someone makes you want to be the best version of yourself, but also makes you feel totally comfortable. And if someone can spell better than me, that would also be a bonus (I need all the help I can get). I reckon I've said it all already, but whether it's friendship or a love to outlast even mankind itself and the universe as we know it, it would be nice if you liked dimsum. I can't stress the importance of dimsum enough. If you like going for long walks, reading books out loud, seeing plays and talking about them, going to pubs and falling over and indulging in pointless but amusing running jokes then lets meet up.

I am imaginative, silly, and thoughtful
What I’m doing with my life
Despite what some of my profile pics would suggest, I'm *not* Dr Doolittle.

But if I were, I'd teach the animals to swear.
Six things I could never do without
My family
Dim sum
Exotic locations
On a typical Friday night I am
Completing a trans-antarctic triathlon or building yet another orphanage for the little tiny children.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am really an exceptionally rich prince from a country called San Vaffanculo, but have disguised myself as a commoner so I can find a lady who'll fall in love with me for my spirit and not my wealth.

My quite eye-watering wealth.
The two of us