ninjamonos
30 Watford City, United States
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My self-summary
I just want to meet a nice guy who will watch Drag Race and superhero stuff and occasionally make out. You know, the traditional American dream.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the oilfield as a Safety Manager for a service company. I like to spend my free time volunteering, spending time with my friends, and kicking back being a homebody. Working on working out more; but, if I'm being honest, I hate it and am only really doing it to try and please some of the more shallow gay eyes.
I’m really good at
Being humble about all my talents? I don't know. I really enjoy cooking and have been told I'm very good at it. I had professional voice coaching for most of my childhood, teen years and into college, so I have a decent singing voice. I've also been told I'm quite funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
Most people say it's either my eyes or my smile, but I think it should be my booty. Seriously. I like my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: there aren't many, and most were required reading during high school. 1984, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, Player Piano (I really like Vonnegut if you can't tell), To Kill a Mockingbird, The Maltese Falcon, The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership.
Magazines: GQ, Maxim, Esquire, Details, Instinct, Rolling Stone, Food and Wine
TV: How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Mike and Molly, 2 Broke Girls, Glee, True Blood, Bones, Family Guy, Happy Endings, Simpsons, Smallville, BTVS, Supernatural, Misfits, Being Human, Raising Hope, Arrow, Community, Spy, South Park.
Movies: Some favorites that come to mind at the moment are Avengers, Captain America, etc. , All the Batmans 90s and Nolan both, Dogma, American History X, Alpha Dog, anything with Ryan Gosling that isn't The Notebook, District 9, Milk, Anything with Jason Statham when I just wanna turn my brain off, JJ Abrams stuff
Music: Rock, Top 40, Dance/Electronica, Alternative.
Subreddits I subscribe to: siouxfalls (my hometown), meanjokes, getmotivated, ladyboners (because I'm gay, let's just be honest)
The six things I could never do without
*Caffeine -- coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks...hell, if they made a Red Bull I.V., I'd have two in each arm.
*The Internet -- It is my entertainment, information, communication, socialization source.
*Insulin -- Diabeetus!! Ok, so in the most literal sense of the phrase, I can't live without insulin. I will die, fo' real.
*My Mom -- we are very close and I don't even want to think about what my life would/will be like without her in it.
*Food -- both in the literal "need it to live" sense and in the sense that it can be a bonding experience, a way to show emotion, or a means of artistic expression.
*Music -- because being quiet is boring.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My alien abduction. No, I'm totally kidding. I spend a lot of time thinking about my plans; for the day, for work, for time with friends, for weight loss, etc. I am a planner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I never learned how to ride a bicycle.

Guilty pleasures that I'm willing to share: Little Debbie snack cakes and Reba (music, sitcom, it doesn't matter...)
You should message me if
If you want to meet a caring, funny, supposedly great guy and can get over the fact that I have only seen my ab muscles in x-rays, then I look forward to hearing from you.
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