32 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
Some facts: INTJ, Artist, musician, martial artist, motorcycle enthusiast. Boom. Summarized.
What I’m doing with my life
Expanding social consciousness.
Writing a vanity rap album.
Attempting to deepen my connection with the world around me
Trying to infiltrate slang into the daily lives of others. I'm trying to make the word "tardy" big right now in lieu of the word "late". Like, "you tardy as shit son!" But you have to say it like TAWRdee.
I’m really good at
Finishing other peoples food
cracking peoples backs from the front (not a euphemism)
Living in a van down by the river
The first things people usually notice about me
Cock. I walk dick first like McConaughey
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Stand up comedy might very well be my favorite thing on earth apart from burritos
The six things I could never do without
A sense of purpose
My guitar
The sun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My place in the world
my happiness
The perfect milk to cereal ratio
Spores and pathogens
What I'm going to do to break free from "the race"
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really like the movie Pitch Perfect and I listen to the soundtrack on my iPod
You should message me if
You need another good person in your life
You need an ally for the end of the world
You're not going to impose your ideals and expectations on me.