33Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
Gregarious. Magnanimous. Philanthropic... These are not words I'd use to describe myself.
Some facts: INTJ, Artist, musician, martial artist, motorcycle enthusiast. Less brash and maniacal and more existential and introspective than i appear. Probably Peter pan syndrome. Boom. Summarized.
What I’m doing with my life
Saving, drawing ridiculous puns, investing, trying to get back in shape, gearing up to either move to California or travel the world for a year or however long it takes, basically being boring AF in the meantime
I’m really good at
Finishing other peoples food
cracking peoples backs when i hug them
I've been told I'm a mime
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd prefer people not notice me so i can go about my business unfettered, but I think i appear unencumbered by the social burdens most humans bear. I get a lot of "who does this guy think he is?" looks when first meeting folks. Maybe it's confidence. Maybe I'm born with it. Maybe it's maybeline
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Stand up comedy might very well be my favorite thing on earth apart from burritos
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The perfect milk to cereal ratio
Spores and pathogens
What I'm going to do to break free from "the race"
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really like the movie Pitch Perfect and I listen to the soundtrack on my iPod
You should message me if
You need a strong ally and you're not going to impose your ideals and expectations on me.

You SHOULDN'T message me if you have a habit of ghosting people. I prefer not to associate with the sad, cowardly byproducts of a disposable culture who lack the strength of character and common decency to level with other humans.

Boom. Profiled.
The two of us