30New Paltz, United States
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My self-summary
I am ONLY looking for friends. It's hard to make new friends as an adult not in school. Message me if you want a friend and think we'd mesh.

I'm exactly what you would expect to get when you mix one oil painting jewish mother and one oil painting Irish father, and raise it in the lower east side. Throw in alternative school and being an only child? Recipe for me.

I am a native New Yorker - I'm sarcastic, weird, and funny...
What I’m doing with my life
I have PhD in Cognitive Psychology. I teach several online courses in Psychology, and I work as a Researcher/Biostatistician for a prominent Lyme physician.

I spend a lot of time with my cat, my work hours are pretty strange.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty goofy and funny (I've been told).

I've been told I'm "spunky". I think that's a euphemism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: MAUS, anything by David Sedaris, Dostoevsky, Dave Eggers, Gordon Gallup and Charles Bukowski.

Movies: Hedwig and the Angry Inch, American Pop, Deadpool, mostly anything that will make me laugh.

Shows: The Simpsons (seasons 1-9), Brooklyn Nine Nine, Community, New Girl, Last Week Tonight, Scrubs, Friends, Silicon Valley, The Office

Music: Everything from classical to jazz to indie rock from the early aughts to punk rock
Six things I could never do without
Glasses or contacts (seriously, I'm blind a.f.)
A comfy bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lyme Disease
History of Psychology/Cognitive Psychology (courses I teach)
Anything funny
On a typical Friday night I am
I have no typical Friday nights... I like hanging out with a group of friends at someone's house or the bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
dream dictionaries are a deal breaker.
You should message me if
You want a new friend!
The two of us