30Ridgewood, United States
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My self-summary
Online profiles are horrible at really saying who someone is. If you were hoping to read a wordy description of me, sorry. This brief list of Interests is all you get for now. If you would like to know more, a conversation is required.

- My puppy Egon
- Making faces at babies on the subway
- Movies
- Sleeping late at least once on the weekend
- Trying new foods
- Snowboarding (Although I am horrible at it)
- Travel
- Dramaless nights with some good TV
- Sports (Jets, Mets, Nets, Devils)
- People watching
- Random acts of kindness
- Thursday night kickball
- Podcasts
What I’m doing with my life
I am a studio tech at a company most think went extinct years ago.
I’m really good at
- Not taking serious pictures
- Programing universal remotes
- Frolf
- Finding the cold spot on the pillow
- Hiding things so my puppy doesn't eat it
- Packing vehicles with as much crap as possible
- Thinking of something to say when my mouth is full
- Sleeping on the subway
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Billy Madison, The Princess Bride, The Squid and the Whale, Park's "Revenge Trilogy," Battle Royale, American Beauty, Braveheart, The Elephant Man, Forest Gump, The Godfathers (minus the 3rd one), The Green Mile, Saving Private Ryan, The Silence of the Lambs, Blow, Babel, The Departed, Fargo, Good Will Hunting, Pan's Labyrinth, Memento, American History X, The Usual Suspects, and many many more

TV: The Wire, Six Feet Under, House of Cards, Dexter (I like the twist ending where I realize I wasted 8 years watching this show) , Walking Dead, Californication, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Shameless, Entourage, Orange is the New Black, Game of Thrones, The Sopranos, It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Lost, Homeland, The Shield, The League, Sons of Anarchy, Hannibal, Boardwalk Empire, and Spartacus... I watch a lot of TV

Podcasts: This American Life, Radio Lab, Invisabilia, Serial and more

Music: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS (favorite), THE DOORS!! Incubus, Spoon, Bob Marley, Dispatch, Everclear, Foo Fighters, Guns N' Roses, Matchbox 20, Metalica, Nirvana, Oasis, Offspring, Pink Floyd, Notorious B.I.G, and Broken Bells, Tears For Fears, Live, Snow Patrol, Outkast, Alice In Chains, Muse, Death Cab For Cutie, Men At Work, Pearl Jam, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros, R.E.M, Silversun Pickups.
Six things I could never do without
Here are 6 things I could absolutely do without:

(1) Trump (Life was better when I didn't have to see this asshole everywhere.)
(2) Plastic knives (Has anyone ever cut anything with these things? I might as well use two forks and pull.)
(3) Citi Bikes (Who woke up one morning and said "we need more asshole bikers without helmets.")
(4) Laugh tracks (I feel insulted that someone thinks I need canned laughter to tell me something is funny.)
(5) Phones with batteries that can't be replaced (Great, one more thing that becomes useless after a year.)
(6) Mid-season finales (Why do we need to split seasons into two parts now?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never had coffee before. As much as that admission might make it seem, I am not a mole person.
You should message me if
Based on 90%of women's profiles on here, you are looking for someone that knows the difference between there, their and they're. Also, you are looking for someone who says more than "hey" or "you are beautiful." I am that guy. I am also employed. That should count for something as well.
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