42Port Jefferson, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a teacher, which means I'm off for the summer and loving waking up without an alarm clock. I just moved to Port Jeff and I'm enjoying exploring my new town, but after packing and unpacking, I never want to see a piece of bubble wrap again...something I never expected to say! I also just published a novel, though now I'm trying to figure out how to get people I don't know to read it. I also write a blog on pop culture that's getting impressive traffic, so that's both exciting and a little bit strange! Mostly, I'm incredibly sarcastic and consider "you're funny" to be the best compliment to give and get.
What I’m doing with my life
I absolutely love my job. I teach Film, so I get to introduce kids to the beauty that is John Hughes, Tarantino, and "Caddyshack," which, crazily, most of them haven't seen. I see it as my duty to educate the future generation on illuminating things like slasher movies. I leave it up to other people to teach them less essential things like math.

I'm also a writer. Working on a pilot script for a series I hope gets made.
I’m really good at
...finding the logic in a situation; easing an uncomfortable moment with humor; quoting movies; cuddling; building pillow forts; being spontaneous; making friends with every dog I encounter; baking; and laughing my ass off.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile...I credit the dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Almost Famous, Rosemary's Baby, Taxi Driver, any Hitchcock, LA Confidential, The Graduate, Caddyshack

Books: The Things They Carried (insanely great book), Under the Banner of Heaven, The Virgin Suicides, sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Easy Riders, Raging Bulls: How the Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll Generation Changed Hollywood.

Music: Springsteen, Green Day, Pearl Jam, Most classic rock

TV: still miss Lost, but I love Mad Men, Girls, Parks and Recreation. I'm off most reality tv...I can no longer watch morons fight. Think I've outgrown mass media-endorsed idiocy. Since the blog though, I'm back to watch the Housewives. That shit leads to seriously good blog fodder.
Six things I could never do without
My dog Wookie, my family and friends, high heels (seriously...I never wear flats), periodic candy -- hopefully in the Twix family -- my phone (I'm addicted -- it happened), and funny people around me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many people post pictures of themselves half naked in the bathroom mirror and expect the viewer to get all tingly. Maybe it's just me, but if I see your medicine cabinet and toilet in the pic, it's not hot.

Also, starting any message to me with "heyyyyyyy" will pretty much guarantee that you'll never see me naked.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having dinner with friends and looking forward to sleeping until the sun comes up on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually want to end up with a guy who spends Sundays parked on a couch watching football. I don't really follow the game, but I love being around people who are true fans and appreciate the kick ass dip I'll serve.
You should message me if
You're funny, confident, educated, enjoy your job, and don't have cats. I'm beyond allergic!
The two of us