27Durham, United States
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My self-summary
UNC grad. Jumped all around the country for a year for work, and wound up back where I started after the dust settled. I sell marketing services to businesses for a living.

I'm an adrenaline junkie. When I'm in my cubicle, I sit there and think about how the crimes against humanity I'd commit to drive in Formula One. If you're not petrified by the thought of skydiving, hang gliding or fast driving, we should grab a beer. And if you are, well, we can grab a beer anyway.
I’m really good at
getting traffic tickets and impersonating various college football coaches. I can also open beer bottles with my teeth.
The first things people usually notice about me
Never asked them. Maybe my accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: classic rock, rap and red dirt country. And T-Swift. Can't ever forget T-Swift.

Movies: Rush, The Godfather, The Departed, Zoolander, Step Brothers, Ghostbusters

Shows: South Park, House of Cards, Veep, Game of Thrones, The Americans, Sons of Anarchy, True Detective

Books: 1984, The Second World War, Harry Potter

Food: if you like Mexican, we're gonna do just fine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sailing, football, war, and learning to hang glide.
On a typical Friday night I am
either staving off the onset of an Excel-induced coma by drinking at a bar with my buddies, or accepting what life has served me and drifting off into my end-of-the-week hibernation period while watching something on HBO Go.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once got tackled by a cop and arrested for shooting my friend with a roman candle.
You should message me if
I tickle your fancy.
The two of us