Also, I'm a big believer in the oxford comma and am really good at always using it. You could say I'm pretty cool.
Sleeping with my fan on
If I was ever on the news for something unfortunate, which photo of me would they use?
Why does everyone quote Marilyn Monroe? You know she was a whore, right?
Is Leo DiCaprio still in a dream at the end of Inception??
How the hell do scientists know so much about the universe?
I think of a lot of random stuff. Maybe I'll add some more later...or we can just talk about it...you know...like people do.
The Goonies is my favorite movie of all time. If you haven't seen it then you must've had a very sheltered childhood and I feel sorry for you.
I don't trust people who don't show their teeth when they smile.
Also, only message me if you're capable of holding a conversation and giving me more than one word answers.