I’m the man your mother warned you about. I will not leave the toilet seat down after I go to the bathroom. I won’t pick up my dirty clothes off the floor, and I’ll look at other women when we are out together. I can do all this stuff, I’m that awesome….
I’m Lawrence, who are you?
I guess in this spot I’m supposed to talk about my hobbies. Ok, first hobby is not calling women back for at least four days. I tend to have more than one girlfriend, and yes they are all models. I love getting oral sex but never giving it. I do not let women get away with anything, but bust their balls all the time. I don’t jump through a woman’s hoops, but I might let you have some of the covers when you sleep over. I do love to cook, and might let you have some depending on how hot you look. I love taking showers and I might even let you have some of the hot water. Oh, and of course I love to make women sleep on the wet spot.
Yes, I'm mostly joking, but only somewhat.I'll leave it to you to figure out where that is! I am a man who is not afraid to go after what he wants. I am a man who does what he wants without concern for what anyone else thinks. And I'm I am a man who is looking for a great woman. What kind of woman? I am looking for a woman who is secure in herself, and is looking for a man who is the same. I don't want some snottsdale b**h who only looks to the surface, I want a woman with more depth than that, someone who loves a good time, but wants to work on a relationship, because they are work. Lastly, I want a woman who wants a man to lead her. I am a man who is very traditional, in that I tend to be dominant and controlling, but not in any way that is abusive or smothering. I lead, and if a woman chooses to follow, great, if not, others will. That's my offer. Reply...If you dare!
And please, don't respond unless you have your sense of humor firmly with you.... :)
A woman to do the laundry
A woman to have sex with
A woman to clean the house
A woman to give me massages
A woman to introduce them all so they all get along.
2. You are a woman who is at least 18, and not older than 95
3. You are looking for a man who is not afraid to rock the boat or have fun.
4. You are looking for a long term relationship
5. You are ready for that relationship.
6. You give great back rubs
7. You love the idea of public nudity
8. You don't look like a Clydesdale
9. You want to know more about me.
10. You're already in love with me (don't fret, happens all the time.)