30San Diego, United States
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My self-summary
I'm weird in a good way. I think.
Some weird mix of introverted athletic nerd animal lover.
What I’m doing with my life
Making people better, lifting stuff, eating pizza and ice cream.
I’m really good at
-hypnotizing strangers by flexing my pecs.
-not being serious at all
-being a friend
-lifting heavy things
-video games
-doin it? hurr hurrr
-having full on conversations with my kitten as i meow back at him
-bending spoons trying to scoop ice cream :(
The first things people usually notice about me
eyes, lips, outstanding physique...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- Fahrenheit 451, Looking For Alaska, A Fault In Our Stars, Brave New World, Slaughterhouse-Five

Inception, SuckerPunch, Scott Pilgrim VS The World, Batman Begins, Dark Knight, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Tron Legacy, Troy...

Adventure Time, Regular Show, Robot Chicken, Dirty Jobs, Myth Busters, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Tosh.O, Game of Thrones, Conan

I'm in love with LIGHTS. Blue Sky Black Death, Geographer, On An On, Glitch Mob, Deadmau5, Skrillex, Saosin, Incubus, Angels & Airwaves, Crystal Castles, Daft Punk, Sigur Ros, Kids of 88, 30 Seconds To Mars, UnderOath...basically everything across the board

Six things I could never do without
I feel as though I've watched enough Bear Grylls to be able to survive with only a knife. No fear!

Also, bacon.

Double crossfit equipment. I would live the life of a bum before I gave it up.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
if i will ever have a sufficiently flexible posterior chain.

why my macbook is so hot when all i have running is google chrome
On a typical Friday night I am
click clacking for the pew pew pew.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like chocolate milk.
You should message me if
you're real, you're not disappointing as a person, and know how respond to messages. crossfit is a plus.

enjoy or can handle sarcastic/immature humor (ie. "your mom" / "that's what she said" jokes, etc.)

you are ice cream

you squat
The two of us