33Des Moines, United States
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My self-summary
People describe me as funny and quirky. I agree. I just moved to Des Moines for work and am hoping to meet some nice new people.
What I’m doing with my life
I reside in Des Moines, Iowa. I am a member of the Iowa National Guard. The Army keeps me pretty busy. Its fun and challenging.
I’m really good at
I love to write. I am pretty good at doing stand-up, and being nice.
The first things people usually notice about me
My red hair. Thats not good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A) Slaughter house five, the fountain head, Darkness at noon, The Sun Also Rises, End The Fed, The Bible, Great Expectations, Atlas Shrugged, Candide, The Crisis, and any books on chess strategy. I love a lot of books. Out of the categories I could talk about this one the most.
B)Kevin Smith movies, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, Thank You for Smoking, Zoolander, Star Trek IV, Stark Trek VI, Star Trek Generations, Hot Rod, Clueless, and Bottlerocket. There are many more.
C) They Might Be Giants, The Cars, Elvis Costello, Mark Mallman, The Talking Heads, The Clash, The Smiths, Tom Waits, Wilco, The Flaming Lips, Grandaddy, and blah blah blah. I am a hipster. A hipster in the worst way possible. Strait from the book On The Road.
Six things I could never do without
1. My name
2. My family (I guess) they make me so mad sometimes. Still love them (I guess).
3. Books
4. A pen and journal. Does that count?
5. Ed Hardy T-shirts
6. Little kids in China to make all my fancy cheap stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that are fun and funny. Check out one of many fancy journals there is something in there to make you laugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am always looking for something new to do. I will hang out with friends. Sometimes we film sketch ideas, go to a bar, or workshop some ideas of something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really don't have anything that private. I am an outstanding citizen. I am not ashamed of anything I have done. At least that I can think of.
You should message me if
You are a nice lady, and found me at all interesting. If you didn't thats okay too. Your not the first one to think that.
The two of us