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My self-summary
I am an adult human male and professional beast master.

I am in a very stable and rewarding long-term, monogamish relationship with an awesome woman. You should check her out. I spend most of my time with her.

I do not usually like to spend money in bars or restaurants and the only places I usually go out to are the homes of friends, public parks and gardens, and museums/art galleries. My favourite activities are reading books, walking around in the woods, and drinking wine and dancing in low lighting.

-Please insert all the appropriate far left political signals here. In theory a radical intersectional feminist, anti-colonial, white guilt-spewing anti-racist, tree-hugging Star Trek socialist but admittedly pretty lazy about it after working so hard as an ambivalent entrepreneurial capitalist all day. If your long list of very specific "isms" is forefront and central to your profile I doubt we will really get along but please don't be a conservative or, even worse a "centrist."
What I’m doing with my life
Working to pay off my enormous student loans while fantasizing about building a house in the woods. Lately that has meant running around and playing with dogs for money, which I started as one of several gigs a few years ago but which has taken over everything else and become my full time job. I'm covering between 100-200km per week. Considering changing my body type to "jacked" but it's only the legs.
I’m really good at
Reading, writing, running, dealing with animals, reaching things in high places, eating quickly.
The first things people usually notice about me
-My appetite.
-The fact that I'm not wearing pants.
-How stunningly good-looking I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not a book but one of my absolute favourite genres of writing is the scathing movie review. Actually, art criticism of any kind can be a fun read, especially when it is negative. The Transformers series has been a gold mine in this regard.

LOTR. War and Peace, His Master's Voice, The Cyberiad, House of Leaves, Dune, Neuromancer,Thus Spoke Zarathustra.

2001: A Space Odyssey, The Empire Strikes Back, Inland Empire, nature documentaries (David Attenborough)

Star Trek (TNG, DS9, VOY, TOS, in that order), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,

Ratatat, The Beatles, Spoon, Philip Glass

Sustainably and humanely raised meat. Hot peppers. Chips of any kind. Cheese.
Six things I could never do without
This section is lame right? I'm resisting being one of those people who lists things necessary for human life (oxygen etc.) but you should know that I might be one of those people at heart.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Animals, the coming apocalypse, space exploration, food, women, evolution, the super-massive black hole at the center of the galaxy, land, stone, water, wood.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm probably sleeping. I am very tired.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Piercings of any kind really freak me out. It's almost a phobia. Yes, even the ears... maybe especially the ears. I'm sorry. No, you can't fix me.
You should message me if
-I've realized that, thanks to a long-term high school girlfriend and my current long-term adult partner, I have never really "dated" before, so as far as trying to attract new adult female friends I have pretty much no idea what I'm doing. Please feel free to message me first with some sort of interesting conversation starter if you're inclined to like my profile. You probably get a constant flood of messages from dudes of all sorts- is someone as inexperienced as me really going to be able to come up with something that breaks through all the noise and impresses you? I don't know. Let's be friends. What's your spirit animal? If you like me send me a message. Does it make me seem lazy to say that?
The two of us