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My self-summary
I am an adult human male and professional beast master.

I am in a very stable and rewarding long-term relationship with an awesome woman. You should check her out. I spend most of my time with her. We're kind of a package deal as far as friendships go for the most part.

I do not usually like to spend money in bars or restaurants and the only places I usually go out to are the homes of friends, public parks and gardens, and museums/art galleries. My favourite activities are reading books, walking around in the woods, and drinking wine and dancing in low lighting.

I've changed the "looking for" setting to women because even though I say I'm only looking for new friends I know my profile gives off a "likes to have friends with benefits" vibe and though that potential does exist it sadly is only for women. I don't want to waste the time of any more bi-curious dudes who message me with very kind offers of blow jobs and such. I wish you fellas good luck in your quests but I'm not that guy. That being said I am still totally interested in male friends if you see my profile and think we'd get along.
What I’m doing with my life
-Kicking ass and taking names.

-Bucking the system and sticking it to the man.

-Getting paid to run around and play with dogs. I'm covering between 100-200km per week. Considering changing my body type to "jacked" but it's only the lower body.
I’m really good at
Reading, writing, running, dealing with animals, reaching things in high places, eating quickly.
The first things people usually notice about me
-My appetite.
-The fact that I'm not wearing pants.
-How stunningly good-looking I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
LOTR. War and Peace, His Master's Voice, The Cyberiad, House of Leaves, Dune, Neuromancer,Thus Spoke Zarathustra.

2001: A Space Odyssey, The Empire Strikes Back, Inland Empire, nature documentaries (David Attenborough)

Star Trek (TNG, DS9, VOY, TOS, in that order), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,

Ratatat, The Beatles, Spoon, Philip Glass

Sustainably and humanely raised meat. Hot peppers. Chips of any kind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dogs, the coming apocalypse, space exploration, food, women, evolution, the super-massive black hole at the center of the galaxy, land, stone, water, wood.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm probably sleeping. I am very tired.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Piercings of any kind really freak me out. It's almost a phobia. Yes, even the ears... maybe especially the ears. I'm sorry. No, you can't fix me.
You should message me if
-We have a match percentage over 90 OR we have a match percentage under 50 (those have been some of the most interesting interactions I've had so far.) Or, yknow what? Anywhere in between as well, whatever.

-You want to be friends with me.

-You also dislike wearing shoes and pants.

-You'd like to compare notes on our respective plans for surviving the coming collapse.
The two of us