40 Manhattan, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
Whew, boy, here we go again.

I've lived in a lot of places. I'm from the midwest. I like to run, travel, drink whisky and tell stories. I wonder why the next version of the most interesting man alive isn't a women. And wish she would message me.

Also, I come in both a bearded and non bearded version, depending on mood and which clients I have to visit.

The two photos of me wearing a tux represent 100% of the times i've worn a tux in the past 18 months. This profile makes it look like I play a lot of golf and wear dinner jackets to dinner. Neither of these things is true.

I've been in both monogamous and non-monogamous relationships and there are things I like about both. I think choosing how to go about it together is what makes either worthwhile.
What I’m doing with my life
Running, traveling, drinking brown liquids. And I work in publishing. The last of the Mohicans if you will.
I’m really good at
Looking like I know what I'm talking about.
Games that require dexterity but not speed or jumping.
Telling stories (I have a medal to prove this . . and a good story)
The first things people usually notice about me
Deep voice, large head, lots of hand movement.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Back to the Future, cheap dumplings, good booze, breakfast pizza, olives, NY Mag approval matrix (genius), Led Zeppelin, Gun N' Roses, The Lumineers, Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings are all awesome things.
The six things I could never do without
Six? That's weird, my Taj Majal snow globe, the 747, my friends,'s word of the day, and my brothers to keep me on my toes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why prepositions are supposedly the wrong thing to end a sentence with. And, when to use the word whom. Help me.

Also, why so many women here give explicit instructions on how not write a profile like an idiot. Why all the help ladies?
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
You are slightly off kilter, or a copy editor.

Casual sex is checked because it's fun. But more would be better.