35 Fair Lawn, United States
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My self-summary
This section is so hard (that's what she said)

Sorry for being cheesy but I teach high school and immaturity is contagious. In all seriousness I want to meet somebody I can have a good time with and eventually tell my friends about because I'm proud of them and they feel the same about me. There should be a ' 10 Things I love' section and mine would read: camping, road trips, concerts, sports(playing and watching), comedy clubs(doing an open-mic is on my bucket list), coffee, board games, museums, rooftops, and Hoegaarden(i don't normally drink beer, but when I do;)
What I’m doing with my life
same thing everybody's doing
I’m really good at
knowing when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em
being an uncle
telling jokes
making people laugh
trying to beat Bobby Fisher
The first things people usually notice about me
my well-groomed beard and my chameleon eyes(green, grey, or blue--they change with my mood;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fight Club (but because of Edward Norton not Brad Pitt), Space Balls, Princess Bride, Lost, Six Feet Under, Breaking Bad, anything on AMC, Simpsons, The Beach(my fav. book!!) Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Master and The Margarita, the Hunger Games series, Led Zeppelin, Guns N' Roses, Miike Snow, Radiohead, Madonna, and I love food so let's go eat
The six things I could never do without
speling, and grammer, punkchuation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether I should take the red pill or the blue pill
On a typical Friday night I am
up for anything!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me
You should message me if
you already dated Brad Pitt and you're ready for something new; you want to know about my nerdy tattoos or the book i wrote or other 'fun facts' you could learn by asking about me...