OkCupid does not provide "Disney Prince" as an option for the Body Type field. That's Ok though, that would attract the wrong type: sorry princess, your prince is in another castle. So I had an inner monologue that went a little like this:
"Hey, not_moriarty! No one ever puts Used up as their Body Type. What does that even mean?" [he glances out the window at the Salvation Army a block away] "Oh. Well... Shit. Whatever, I'm just going to put it anyway and pretend it doesn't mean homeless." — Me, just now, in my head, which is residing very much inside my home.
Also, I didn't really go to space camp. I wish I did. But I totally want to start a space camp and call it "Jamaican Me Spacey: a Jamaican-themed Space Camp."
I can tell you that I work at a really cool tech company in the Market. We make it easy for you to setup an online store. You know, to sell all those Beanie Babies that you always promised your Mom would make you so much money one day.
Typing in boxes.
I have an excellent sense of direction. Also, depending on the moment, a keen eye will notice I may be time travelling.
I Will Survive. By Cake.
Ok, I do this often.
- You like riding bikes;
- You are the world's only consulting detective;
- You are a time traveller from the future and have a message for me.
ESPECIALLY that last one.