This is a dating profile and as is the nature of this beast I'm trying to sell myself. Which is strange just of itself. But then what do I have to offer? I don't make a ton of money. Should I list off my accomplishments or possessions? Will that help get me a date? I don't know. Does anyone read these damn things anyway?
If you put anything as your sexuality other than straight or bisexual, we're probably not a match.
Is anyone straight anymore? I'm sorry, with respect to transgendered people, you're either a man or a woman, you're either straight or gay. Or you're bisexual (although that's usually just a phase you're going through). And if you're gay you're not going to be reading this. There is no such thing as being genderqueer, pangendered, sapiosexual, genderfluid, non binary, etc. You're cisgendered? No, you're retarded. That's called being straight.
Grow up! Quit trying to be unique and special. Cut the bs please.
That said I have absolutely nothing against anyone for being the way they are and doing what they do. Whatever that may be.
If you take your religion pretty seriously - whatever faith - we probably aren't a match.
Politically I'm pretty liberal, although not on every issue. The older I get the more conservative I'm becoming. I guess that's normal. And I'm a lot less politically correct than your other liberal white friends (oh, you noticed!) But if you think our current president is a Socialist Muslim from Kenya, we won't get along. And if you're a social justice warrior, you probably already stopped reading this. Which is good because I'm probably too old and intelligent for you anyway.
I'm fit and physically active, try to hit the gym regularly and hike regularly. I hope you keep yourself fit as well, in whatever way rocks your boat.
Aside from being brilliant and handsome, I'm very modest. No, really, I'm a gentleman, articulate, good sense of humor, tolerant, always open the door for you, and not a mean bone in my body. Hoping to find someone who is the same. I'm all for a good looking woman, but at this point in my life I've learned that a sense of style, humor, and self is even sexier.
I'm a decent cook, pretty handy at most things. And have an embarrassingly thorough knowledge of music and I own a lot of records.
Movies.. No Country For Old Men, The Dark Knight, The Shining, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
As for music, I wouldn't know where to start. I listen to a lot of different types of music, from hip-hop to rock, funk and jazz.
Food.. I eat very healthy 90% of the time. I love sushi. I'm a decent cook, but i could learn a lot more.
the sauna (at my gym. have you never been in one? It's amazing.)
Solitude (like on certain trails i hike. I need to get away from it all sometimes)
My cat Jackie
The farmer's market.
If you have a pic in your profile where you're winking and sticking your tongue out. I love that. If you use emoticons and abbreviations like "lol" a lot. Yeah, I'm being sarcastic.
If you actually read all this. Or if you read in general.