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My self-summary
I am a critical thinker that likes dark humor. I like dogs, art, and cooking. I am good with my hands. Vanilla is my least favorite flavor. If you like hippies with beards and no spine, I am not your guy.

*Currently growing a beard*
I look DAMN good. (Is that what everybody with a beard thinks?)
I am a little conflicted. Then there is this:

I was raised to hold the door open for ladies and to AT LEAST offer to pay for dinner. I thought this was fairly common, but I guess not. It also seems there is not a lot of consensus on what is the best approach here, so I'm just doin my thing.

I am a Renaissance man. I can change a flat. I can field dress an animal (sorry vegans). I can speak in public. I can paint. I have a garden. I can sail a boat. I can sew a button on a shirt. I could be here all day listing stuff I am good at, but the point is: I love to find new ways to interact with my wold and exploring them.
What I’m doing with my life
I am at a point in my life where the answer is no longer:
"live fast, die young"
"sex, drugs, rock and roll"

I work hard. Go to school full time. I devote a lot of time to projects. I am building my education, career, and future at the same time. I have a lot to keep me busy. I want to find someone similarly minded and self-reliant.

Most of my hobbies range from unpopular to obscure to antisocial. Sometimes people get offended so here is a little sample. I didn't watch that show on Netflix, but I did probably torrent it. I didn't buy that weed, but I do work in the medical community. I might go to the party or show, but I would rather be doing some urban exploration. Yeah, I built my bike, no, I won't show you how I get on. But I might show how I get off, if you ask real nice. ;)

If that stuff bothers you, I doubt we would get along. If you like the sound of any of that, let me know.
I’m really good at
Recreational crotch photography #carlosdanger

I like cooking for people (tons of experience with meat, veggie and vegan cooking). I make things and fix things. Riding and building tallbikes. (how do you get on that thing?) Sarcasm. Not being a retarded fuckwit (its the little things that count, right?).
The first things people usually notice about me
I know this isn't modest, but it's my ass.

If this part of your profile says the same thing, we should talk.

If you didn't laugh at that, go click on something else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Fight Club, South Park, Wu Tang, and Chimichangas.

People write so much here, it can be overwhelming. I am glad you have a long-ass playlist, but i don't want to read the whole thing. I am most likely just going to skim it until I see something like Blink182 or Nickelback. Then I will vomit and click the next profile.
Six things I could never do without
A creative medium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dogs walking backwards. I mean, right?

Portland has a lot of hippies. The Internet has a lot of creeps. Every girl on okcupid is a clumsy bi-sexual. The truth is out there.

Why does your user name end in -saruus? Why does your main profile picture have 3 people in it? Who paid for your trip to machu picchu?
On a typical Friday night I am
Workin the swing-shift. I am doing 60+ hour weeks these days. I am super lucky to get a Sunday off. I like to treat myself when I do get a day off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am looking for The One. I hope somewhere there is a perfect match for me. Someone I can trust implicitly and who trusts me. I like the idea of "Power Couples" who team up well and thrive at life using complementary skills and abilities. I have not found her yet, but I am still looking.

Old answer, still true:
I used to be sort of a bad kid. I got into a lot of trouble when I was younger. These days, I still like to make trouble, but mostly the legal kind.
You should message me if can roll blunts.

or joints. or spliffs.

OR you know someone single who can roll blunts that you want to set me up with.

There is a lot more I want out of a relationship, but after too much judgement from people who claimed not to care, being a stoner is basically a prerequisite.
The two of us