notatallclever
27 Newburyport, United States
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My self-summary
Hi!!!! I typically don't know what to say here. But I find pleasure in the small things. I cook, garden, write in a blog, and sell cookiez. Working on a degree in molecular gastronomy. I also go to bars and attempt to sing at karaoke.

I like stuff. ESPECIALLY THINGS NOT EASILY EXPLAINED. BAM!
What I’m doing with my life
Exploring caves, pulp novels, and lakes. Rawr.

Cooking, professionally.

Designing what my first tattoo will look like.

In bed, watching Netflix. Probably drunk.
I’m really good at
Overindulging

Oversleeping and occasionally forgetting to have a bite to eat at least every five hours.

Also, I'm great at de-tuning guitars.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair gets cut a lot.

Yeah.

Ooh, and I'm a snazzy dresser.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: "The Stranger" by Albert Camus, "The Dog Fighter" by Marc Bojanowski, "Vineland" by Thomas Pynchon, "The Martian Chronicles" by Ray Bradbury, "Invisible Man" by Ralph Ellison, "The Catalans" by Patrick O'Brian, "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson, "Trainspotting" by Irvine Welsh, "The Gods Themselves" by Isaac Asimov, "Heart of Darkness" by Joseph Conrad, "Ironweed" by William Kennedy. MOVIES: The Seven Samurai (1954), La Strada (1954), Drugstore Cowboy (1989), Altered States (1980), Prisoners (2013), American Heart (1992), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Blade Runner (1982), Apocalypse Now (1979), Educating Rita (1983), Sexy Beast (2000), Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011), The Corporation (2003), Brother's Keeper (1992), A Serious Man (2009), Mean Streets (1978), Eraserhead (1977), Following (1998), Jackie Brown (1997), My Own Private Idaho (1991). SHOWS: "The Twilight Zone", "Breaking Bad", "Twin Peaks", "The Adventures of Pete and Pete", "Are You Afraid of the Dark?", "Feaks and Geeks", "Louie", "Misfits" (anything before Robert Sheehan left the show), "Broad City", "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", "Hey, Arnold!", "Spaced", "Red Dwarf", "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey". MUISC: Fugazi, Captain Beefheart, Blur, Dog Faced Hermins, Radiohead, Thelonious Monk, Phish, Ministry, NIN, King Crimson, John Coltrane, Sun Ra, Pavement, Wilco, Bauhaus, Portishead, and a handful of bizarre-o composers like Alban Berg, Alan Hovhaness, John Adams, and Philip Glass. FOOD: I'll eat mostly anything, but I do enjoy kielbasa, sushi, and lighter fares dishes.
The six things I could never do without
*My heart, lungs, and other essential organs.
*Long-play discs
*Sleeping cats.
*Beer
* Long hikes in the mountains.
*Espresso.
*Good company.

That was seven. How much does this matter?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The word "the".
Circumstance v. order, narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Holden Caulfield.
Astronomy.
The French Laundry.
Fermentation.
Chair-making.
Fir trees.
Things with coconut in it
Sex.
Microflora/wild yeasts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Checking out the music scene.

Thinking it's Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't own a television for the first ten years of my life.
You should message me if
You want to.
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