28Newburyport, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a white dude with a beard. I might keep it, I don't know. I read a lot, take care of my dog when I'm home. I often can be seen writing for a magazine when I'm not trying to keep my plants alive. I don't want to cook in the dead of winter any longer. Jesus.

*I photography.
*II brewing.
*III leathery-smelly books.
*IV research
*VI architecture.
*VII cooking.
What I’m doing with my life
Exploring caves, pulp novels, and lakes. Rawr.

Cooking, professionally.

Designing what my first tattoo will look like.

In bed, watching Netflix.

Reading and expertly rereading books I didn't understand the first time.

Going to school in hopes to pursue a career in literature, but am also in love with biology (fungi research is a specialty of mine)
I’m really good at

Oversleeping and occasionally forgetting to have a bite to eat at least every five hours.

Also, I'm great at de-tuning guitars.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm white.
I wear clothes (I'm generally only partially naked or fully naked in the restroom or in my house, though it would be fun to be naked all the time and not get in trouble for it. )
I am a male.
I have hair that is brown.

My pants are generally always nicer than my shirts, and I don't have any tattoos.
I'm getting a tattoo, but haven't gotten around to sitting down and getting my shoulder inked yet. One day, though! Maybe it'll be a birthday present to myself or something.

You can't "notice" someone being uncomfortable small talking with coworkers and acquaintances per se, but I have a really hard time investing in bringing myself to gossip about another human being or discussing the weather for longer than 2 minutes. I guess I like to find meaning in why various people converse. Though I do on occasion enjoy surface-area nothingness just like anyone else, I'm simply not very good at it because I don't understand why it matters.

My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: "The Stranger" by Albert Camus, "The Dog Fighter" by Marc Bojanowski, "Vineland" by Thomas Pynchon, "The Martian Chronicles" by Ray Bradbury, "Invisible Man" by Ralph Ellison, "The Catalans" by Patrick O'Brian, "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson, "Trainspotting" by Irvine Welsh, "The Gods Themselves" by Isaac Asimov, "Heart of Darkness" by Joseph Conrad, "Ironweed" by William Kennedy. MOVIES: The Seven Samurai (1954), La Strada (1954), Drugstore Cowboy (1989), Altered States (1980), Prisoners (2013), American Heart (1992), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Blade Runner (1982), Apocalypse Now (1979), Educating Rita (1983), Sexy Beast (2000), Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011), The Corporation (2003), Brother's Keeper (1992), A Serious Man (2009), Mean Streets (1978), Eraserhead (1977), Following (1998), Jackie Brown (1997), My Own Private Idaho (1991). SHOWS: "The Twilight Zone", "Breaking Bad", "Twin Peaks", "The Adventures of Pete and Pete", "Are You Afraid of the Dark?", "Feaks and Geeks", "Louie", "Misfits" (anything before Robert Sheehan left the show), "Broad City", "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", "Hey, Arnold!", "Spaced", "Red Dwarf", "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey". MUISC: Fugazi, Captain Beefheart, Blur, Dog Faced Hermins, Radiohead, Thelonious Monk, Phish, Ministry, NIN, King Crimson, John Coltrane, Sun Ra, Pavement, Wilco, Bauhaus, Portishead, and a handful of bizarre-o composers like Alban Berg, Alan Hovhaness, John Adams, and Philip Glass. FOOD: I'll eat mostly anything, but I do enjoy kielbasa, sushi, and lighter fares dishes.
Six things I could never do without
*My heart, lungs, and other essential organs.
*Long-play discs
*Sleeping cats.
* Long hikes in the mountains.
*Good company.

That was seven. How much does this matter?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The word "the".
Circumstance v. order, narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Holden Caulfield.
The French Laundry.
Fir trees.
Things with coconut in it
Microflora/wild yeasts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Checking out the music scene.

Thinking it's Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't own a television for the first ten years of my life.
You should message me if
If you want to have a conversation, you know, like really shoot the shit. I'm a professional shit shooter, don't you know.
The two of us