50 Allen, United States
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My self-summary
I'm short. I have freckles.
In the morning, I look like Woodstock - the Peanuts character, not the muddy concert.
I'm fit and I seek the same.

I'm a native Texan - born in the city, grew up in the sticks, and for now I'm stuck in the 'burbs.

I do kick boxing to stay fit. *Just switched jobs, working in Grand Prairie,so it's time to find a new gym.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it all up before somebody else gets it.

Burning candles. At both ends. Because I'm dangerous like that.

Telling bad jokes. Like this one: Photon walks into a hotel. Desk clerk asks if he has any bags to check. Photon says, "Nope. I'm traveling light."
I’m really good at
Holding my breath
Making messes
Uncomfortable silences
Comfortable silences
Eating bacon
The first things people usually notice about me
My new cellophane shirt. It's crackly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The last really good book I read was probably 'Cryptonomicon' by Neal Stephenson -- currently tackling Infinite Jest (David Foster Wallace). But I've read all the same classics everyone else read growing up, and then some. No way I'm listing all that stuff here, but Dickens, Henry Miller, Flaubert, and Steinbeck were among my favorites. As a grown up I've preferred contemporaries like Sedaris, Burroughs, Stephenson, King, Gaiman.

I like all kinds of music, and I listen to it all day. I love Hozier, Spoon, Klingande, The Black Keys, Stevie Wonder, Bill Withers, Dumpstaphunk, NWA, Chevelle, Alabama Shakes, Disturbed, Maren Morris, Kaleo, Sturgill Simpson , Sinatra, Chris Stapleton, Lake Street Dive, Rolling Stones, Delta Saints - but Tool is my favorite. Have recently fallen in love with Gary Clark, Jr.

I like movies, too many to mention. Black & white, action, drama, documentaries, just depends on the mood.

I love all kinds of food. I guess if I had to name one favorite, it'd have to be a big, rare ribeye. Or softshell crab. But I can't have one favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Stuff that smells good
Coffee with heavy cream
My boots - Luchesse or Docs
Extra dark chocolate
Sunny days
Rainy days
Super cold days
That's more than six
Also bacon. And sausage
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether it's actually even possible to have a healthy relationship with french fries

How happy I am that quicksand, kidnappers, and cobras turned out to be far less of a problem than I was led to believe they would be when I was a kid
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to get into trouble.
Trying to stay out of trouble.
Keeping my nose clean.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a serious side.

I took the Meyers-Briggs thing once, and I am INFP-A if you're into that (I'm not into that)

I don't like orange candy.
You should message me if
you have tried not to but find that you just can't help yourself.

you want to touch my muscles.

you don't own any shoes that have tassels on them.

you won't be offended by my (mildly) profane refrigerator magnet poetry.

you don't mind goofy.