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My self-summary
12/23/16 edit: It was recently mentioned to me that this profile is not funny. I'd forgotten what was written. It was written long ago as somewhat of an inside joke, intended to mock sock puppets. I will edit if/when I get sufficient impetus.

I'm interested in people w/ whom I can exchange information regarding evolutionary biology & cancer research. I am also interested in hearing about/from people who've been involved with the stock market or capital allocation. If I ask a question along those lines, I am not just trying to start conversation, I am genuinely interested. I rarely care or remember if I ask a question motivated by interest in interpersonal relations and it's ignored. But I do tend to remember if I ask a question about an idea and it's ignored, partly because I am more interested in ideas & partly because a response to a question would mean comparatively little in terms of a commitment.
Just a young lad. Humble. Aspiring. Just like that fella, Idster--the tall, smart, dreamy one. You know, I'm not a woman, but if I were, I'd probably contact the Idster. He's a really cool guy. That's what quite a few people say, and I agree. Prince of a guy, that Idster. Prince of a guy. You can contact me, and I can tell you how to get in touch with him. Or you can just contact Idster yourself. You'd think he'd be stuck-up. But actually, he's pretty warm & approachable & engaging (along with the hundreds of other superlatives I could use to describe him, but it's best that you find out for yourself).

I am my, own, and person
What I’m doing with my life
I've got my own life, thank you very much. What? You think I’m a "sockpuppet" or something?! I’m not Idster!! You don’t think there can be two uh smart, decent looking 27 year-olds in Rego Park, NY? Actually, there was a third, but he moved out of town a few months ago. So, now it’s just me and Idster. Ahhh, Idster. God, he’s so dreamy. Update: I'm now living in Gainesville, FL. Yeah, Idster just moved there too, but that's just a coincidence.
I’m really good at
discerning cause-and-effect relationships, massages, telling you about sports and political trends. I do the same kinda stuff Idster does, just not as good as he does it.
The first things people usually notice about me
people tell me I look a lot like Idster. I'm not trying to flatter myself. But, that's what I get a lot. People even call me by his name sometimes. Gosh, that makes me happy when they do, because he's a really great guy, that Idster.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like all this stuff. Idster does too.
Six things I could never do without
Idster (and my ability to interpret six as two).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the book, moving out of Rego Park, making a contribution to medicine and physics and all that other stuff--same stuff Idster generally thinks about.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with Idster, doing whatever he's doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
What are you insinuating???!!! Are you suggesting I have something to hide?
You should message me if
you're a female version (or close to it) of Idster.
The two of us