41 Wilkes-Barre, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not sure what I want or why I'm here.

I perform stand-up comedy, plus sketch comedy, alternative performances and some poetry at several open mic shows. I also create videos which are on my Youtube channel.

I live alone. I'm a mostly-solitary practitioner of Wicca, and a member of the Libertarian party, except when I'm feeling nihilistic. I like wearing pirate or renaissance-inspired clothing when I go out to clubs.
What I’m doing with my life
For a day job, I work at Neiman-Marcus. On the side, I work as a cameraman for WVIA. I've recently started teaching myself the violin.
I’m really good at
Writing and performing comedy, and shooting and editing video.

Here's a video link to give you a general idea of what I do:
The first things people usually notice about me
My hat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Labyrinth, The Craft, Pan's Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Crow, The Princess Bride, Clash of the Titans, Practical Magic. Anything by Mel Brooks, Tim Burton, Marvel Movies.

Inkubus Sukkubus, Weird Al Yankovic, 80s music.

I eat mostly microwave dinners, but I'm gradually trying to get healthier (baby steps).

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglass Adams, American Gods by Neil Gaiman (I'm super-excited for the new Starz version). I haven't read any of Terry Pratchett's books, but I love the adaptations of his work.

Doctor Who, South Park, Twilight Zone, Monty Python, Charmed, Star Trek, Firefly, Sherlock.
The six things I could never do without
I'm not sure. Wi-fi, maybe?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, religion, economics, future technology, psychology, sociology, movies, sex, art, and where I went wrong in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not at home watching endless Youtube videos, then I'm at a comedy show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm nervous, depressed, neurotic, and constantly repressing an all-consuming rage against civilization... but who isn't these days?
You should message me if
you're looking for a date with potential for long-term. If you enjoy comedy-music-poetry shows. If you like going on ghost-hunts. If you can teach me something new. Or if you just want to collaborate on a movie or other project, that's good too.