Ummmmm?.... Let's see, what else? .... Oh yeah, also ....
A friend told me once that I was good at having a life with some vice and edge, but gracefully balanced with integrity and responsibility. ... errrr ... I think they were super high at the time, so what ev's.
I'd like to think of myself as kind of a Jack Donaghy meets Hunter S Thompson, but I might be a bit more of a Michael Bluth meets Kenny Powers. .... but either way, with a dash of Bill Murray. Which means I can be amusingly sardonic in almost any social situation. ... Umm ... and I mean that in a good way. .... I have a huge soft spot for freaks, geeks, and misfits.
Ok .... Forget the rest of the verbose nonsense below .... I've got good whiskey and bad wine at home, and a hot tub out back. .... and central AC ... So choose your own adventure; Netflix and Chill ...or Hottub and Spill. ... Your move!
Beyond maybe being "good at", I also "love" singing
I love to travel, and I have the time and means to do so, and I'm really good at the logistics of travel, but I hate traveling alone and I'm lousy at the "what to see and do" kinda stuff ...That's where you come in! Where should we go? ...*whisper* ... I have a shameful amount of unused airline miles ... just say'n
But seriously ... someone who can travel for two or three months each year would be a big mondo major plus ...
I also have a fetish for collecting Magazines ..... not to be confused with collecting magazines about fetishes.
TV? ....*smug pretentious tone* Ummm ... I don't own a TV ...
*snicker* .... I'm just mess'n with yah! .... I heat my house with TVs! ..... I watch all the shows you watch ... and a lot of the ones you don't ... and anything that involves Alaska and/or extreme truck driving. .... DON'T JUDGE ME, HIPPIE!!
Music? ... old Grunge, old Punk, old garage rock, outlaw country, cheesy eighties metal....Hey Man, there's NOTHING gay about Judas Priest!! ..*snicker* ....errrrrr ...also lots of current Indie crap that the hip kids are into, and Opera (season ticket holder). The last few shows I've been to were Man or Astroman?, Guitar Wolf, Jason Lytle, Punkrock Bowling and Music Festival in Vegas, Sub Pop's 25th Year Jubilee, The Postal Service, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the FYF Music Fest in LA, Dead Moon, Meatloaf's Rocktales & Cocktails in Vegas (OMG!!), The Pixies, Guided By Voices, and The Replacements.
Food? ... I love all kinds of food ... I seriously can't keep up with what our town has to offer ... I love all the amazing ethnic food ... made by white people with incomplete Masters degrees .... that Portland is known for ... and I love ethnic good that's actually made by ethnic people too ... yes that actually exists here ... *whisper* I know a place!
Artists? ... Jeff Koones, Paul Caponigro, Andy Goldsworthy, Vito Acconci, Miguel Calderon, Chuck Close, Damien Hirst, Survival Research Laboratories, and others.
Oh, and I suppose this is as good a place as any to disclose for your approval or dismissal, that I don't give a crap about watching sports, whether Pro or College ... not my thing ... a couple of rare exceptions would be watching Pro Cycling or going to my small home town's high school football games.
.... do nerds in tight jeans dream of electric motorcycles?
..... sure, the Oxford Comma .... but what about the Vermont Vo-Tech Shwa?
....Astronomy, Cosmology, Physics, Philosophy, Politics, Religion, Economics, Technology, Design, Art, Photography, and Film. ....and the fusion of Science and Art, i.e. "The Third Culture"
.... replacing a moss covered trailer down by the river with a hip tiny cabin down by the river.
..... learning to sail.
..... where is the best Thai Steak Salad in town?
.... cashing out and opening a Moose Burger cart in Alaska ... or buying a sheep ranch in New Zealand? .... or maybe stay closer to home and starting a goat farm in Vernonia? ... doing any of these things with an amazing partner is pretty much mandatory ... just say'n
.... you're a fellow Sapiosexual, that has a thing for cool dapper nerds ... ummmm .... but without being weird or creepy about it! ...
Ummmm ..... Wow .... So you actually made it to the end? .... So what do you think? .....It was totally great for me ..... No ....really. Like .... maybe we should have coffee and pie sometime?