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My self-summary
I hate the words swagger, moxy, and melancholy. I wish there was a way to banish words from the language....

These things are like job applications. Way too much work for a dating site. But its summer so whatever.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a glorified babysitter/referee/janitor/shrink....or in other words a teacher. Middle school Art to be exact.

When not working, I like to play tennis, basketball, and a little flag football. Recently I have been trying to take golf seriously, although its easily the hardest sport I have attempted. I have made up new curse words, specifically for golf. I usually get to the gym a couple of times a week and lift too.

I am in an APA pool league which I love. I also paint and draw(hence why I am an art teacher) and I love music. I use to be a music snob, but I am working on being a lot more open minded. More specifically to that ignorant, loud, sesame street club rap.

And yes, I did draw that portrait of myself.
I’m really good at
Art, Sports, and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Are my funny shirts. I have like 10-12 funny/offensive shirts and everybody loves them.

I have also been told I have nice lips
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 48 laws of power, The Art of Seduction, the laws of war. Basically anything by Robert Greene. Fight club, anything by Nietzsche, How we make decisions, and a lot more. I only read non fiction and like psychology books.

Movies: Fight club, Zoolander, Watchmen, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Dark Knight, Lower Learning, Run Lola Run, 12 angry men, Inherit the Wind, 28 weeks later, Munich, Anchorman, Friday Night Lights, High Fidelity, Kill Bill, Friday, Gran Turino.............. I could be here all day.

Music: Too much to put here. I take music almost a little too seriously. I use to be a big snob, but Im trying to work on that..............Explosions in the Sky, The Arcade Fire, Little Dragon, The National, Caspian, South, Portishead, Radiohead, Stereolab, A tribe Called quest, MF Doom, Little Brother, Coldplay(they are slipping), The Doves, Elbow, Miles, Coltrane, Madlib, Black Milk ....Im all over the place.

TV: Lost, Archer, The League, Party Down, True Blood, 24, The Wire, West Wing, Dexter, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Curb your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, Friday Night Lights, Workaholics, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead and lots of sports.

I like pretty much all food. When I was at UGA, I went like 2 years basically on Ramen. After that, I realized all food is wonderful.
Six things I could never do without
my shiatsu massage machine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
babysitting my god daughter or hanging out at a friends house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes....sometimes....war movies and sports movies can get me a little emotional.........usually its just my allergies you
You should message me if
You are open minded, know how to have a good time, and have a decent sense of humor.
The two of us