Even though you can not see the bottom of my torso in any of my pictures I assure you I am not a centaur.
I live in Port Richmond.
I read and read and read and read.
I am in a sketch comedy group and I do music, would a centaur be able to do those types of things? I think not.
A friend recently said to me "No matter what anyone says, you have a joke about it."
I'm good at getting dogs to move their legs when I pet them.
Speaking of legs, I have two of them, and those legs are human legs. Don't get it twisted. I am not a centaur!
When I have a beard, the beard; when I don't I get: "What happened to the beard?"
I have incredibly thick hair that grows incredibly fast. If you like hair I have a lot of it.
Anything written by humans for humans. Specifically:
House of Leaves - this book is an experience, its not like a regular book. The universe it creates around you is beautiful and terrifying.
Breakfast of Champions - I have a love of direct no nonsense, no frills storytelling and Vonnegutt is a master at it.
Hitchhiker's Guide - this is one of the funniest best things ever made.
You know, good old human music, that centaurs wouldn't listen to.
Kanye West - even though Kanye often reminds you that he is a total idiot, his song writing always surprises and his last couple albums are phenomenal.
Portishead - difficult to place in a genre, Portishead's live albums are so full of passionate energy that I would be surprised to find someone who doesn't like them.
Sonic Youth - raw emotional intensity and dissonance mixed with poppy riffs; what's not to like?
The Prestige - a solid well crafted movie.
Wet Hot American Summer - funniest movie ever.
Die Hard - Die Hard is a movie about a guy named Die Hard who has a hard time dying. It has the dad from Family Matters too.
Grace and Frankie - I have no words, this show is just amazing
Jessica Jones - if you take one thing away from my profile go see Jessica Jones. You will not be dissapointed.
The Wire - if you've seen it, you love it. Possibly the best show ever made.
The Mighty Boosh - the funniest show ever. If you like this show you and I will probably get along.
Radiolab - this is an NPR podcast about science and the human brain and it is amazing.
The Black Tapes - this show is so creepy I've lost sleep over it.
Tanis - runners wanted.
Not at a centaur bar drinking carrot flavored vodka; that's for sure.
I play dumb a lot to amuse myself. Some people find this consistently hilarious, some people get profoundly annoyed.
I play Magic: The Gathering. That game sometimes has centaurs, but I do not empathize with them. Why would I? It's not like I am a centaur. I'm totally not a centaur.
If there are no jokes in your profile: What are you doing with your life?
Must love horses.