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My self-summary
I'm fascinated by science. I love comedy and making other people laugh. I do shows when I can, which tends to be about once every month or so. I will read a book that I liked over and over again and still enjoy it. If I am not performing I usually prefer hanging out one on one over big groups.

Even though you can not see the bottom of my torso in any of my pictures I assure you I am not a centaur.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the government helping families get government assistance.

I live in Port Richmond.

I make glitch art.

I make music and memes.

Would a centaur be able to do those types of things? I think not.
I’m really good at
Spanish is my first language, but I have no accent when I speak English because I learned it so young, So I guess I'm pretty good at speaking English.

A friend recently said to me "No matter what anyone says, you have a joke about it."

I'm good at getting dogs to move their legs when I pet them.

Speaking of legs, I have two of them, and those legs are human legs. Don't get it twisted. I am not a centaur!
The first things people usually notice about me
that I am a human being... A normal human being.

When I have a beard, the beard; when I don't I get: "What happened to the beard?"

I have incredibly thick hair that grows incredibly fast. If you like hair I have a lot of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything written by humans for humans. Specifically:
House of Leaves - this book is an experience, its not like a regular book. The universe it creates around you is beautiful and terrifying.
Breakfast of Champions - I have a love of direct no nonsense, no frills storytelling and Vonnegutt is a master at it.
Hitchhiker's Guide - this is one of the funniest best things ever made.
You know, good old human music, that centaurs wouldn't listen to.
Kanye West - even though Kanye often reminds you that he is a total idiot, his song writing always surprises and his last couple albums are phenomenal.
Portishead - difficult to place in a genre, Portishead's live albums are so full of passionate energy that I would be surprised to find someone who doesn't like them.
Sonic Youth - raw emotional intensity and dissonance mixed with poppy riffs; what's not to like?
Old Marilyin Manson still gets a lot of play on my headphones as well.
The Prestige - a solid well crafted movie.
Wet Hot American Summer - funniest movie ever.
Die Hard - Die Hard is a movie about a guy named Die Hard who has a hard time dying. It has the dad from Family Matters too.
Jessica Jones - if you take one thing away from my profile go see Jessica Jones. You will not be dissapointed.
The Wire - if you've seen it, you love it. Possibly the best show ever made.
The Mighty Boosh - the funniest show ever. If you like this show you and I will probably get along.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - has quickly become one of my favorite things in the world.
Radiolab - this is an NPR podcast about science and the human brain and it is amazing.
The Black Tapes - this show is so creepy I've lost sleep over it.
My Favorite Murder - true crime podvast with two of the funniest people ever.
Six things I could never do without
Laptop/headphones, my glasses, 2 pillows, rap songs, every book ever written, human shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Books, butts, money, games, girls, books, music, love, comics, lyrics, books, hip hop, sex, drugs, and rock & roll.
On a typical Friday night I am
Performing or writing music until late

I used to go out a lot. Now I still have fun when I do go out, but I am more comfortable being at home.

Not at a centaur bar drinking carrot flavored vodka; that's for sure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I empathize a little too closely to Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers for my own comfort.

I play dumb a lot to amuse myself. Some people find this consistently hilarious, some people get profoundly annoyed.

I play Magic: The Gathering. That game sometimes has centaurs, but I do not empathize with them. Why would I? It's not like I am a centaur. I'm totally not a centaur.
You should message me if
You have projects or passions in your life and aren't looking for someone to keep you busy all the time. I have a lot of projects going on most of the time that are very important to me.

Send me memes.

If you are 80% match or higher in religion and ethics.

You are a feminist.

You aren't looking for a centaur.

Must love horses.
The two of us