But first of all:
I can't have kids of my own. My uterus is genetically messed up, and I can't carry a child to term. Therefore, I'm not interested in hanging out with some other lady's kids. Sorry. Children are a deal breaker for me, so don't bother messaging me if you have them.
If you don't live in the city I live in, I am not interested in you. I will not travel for a relationship and I do not believe in long distance ones. Period. End of discussion. Find someone else.
To answer the first question anyone ever asks me--my favorite dish to cook is macaroni and cheese. My favorite to eat is almond croissants.
I read a lot, and I love stupid cartoons. As for what I'm looking for, intelligence is a must. I love food, way too much, and I love going to the gym and getting all sweaty. I love my kitty more than life itself. I frequently comment that I might be crazy, but that is just 'cause it is definitely true.
I kind of collect tattoos and piercings (3 tats, one of which is large, one medium, one small. 15 piercings currently though I am known to get temporary piercings from time to time and have had a total of something like...40(?) in my life if you count all the temporary ones)
Favorite Movies: Shakespeare in Love, the original Star Wars trilogy.
Favorite Shows: DR. WHO. Star Trek. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Full Metal Alchemist.
Favorite Music: Flogging Molly. Punk rock, (gypsy punk), metal, Dubstep, folk, classic rock...nearly anything but Country. I hate country.
Favorite Food: Bread is my deepest passion in life. I have a fish and shellfish allergy.
I am really not interested in long distance, and I'm sure as hell not going to relocate, so, I'm only looking romantically for someone NEARBY.