Apparently this needs to be said, for some reason. I'm not your "sweetie," "honey," or "darlin." Babe, baby, cutie, honey, sweetie, sexy, beautiful, or any other affectionate term of endearment usually intended to convey intimacy is inappropriate in a first message. Or even after several dates. Stop that, its really creepy.
I'm not interested in hanging out with some other lady's kids. Sorry. Children are a deal breaker for me, so don't bother messaging me if you have them.
If you don't live in the city I live in, I am not interested in you. I will not travel for a relationship and I do not believe in long distance ones. Period. End of discussion. Find someone else.
To answer the first question anyone ever asks me--my favorite dish to cook is macaroni and cheese. Please pick something less pedestrian to ask me, please. Let's talk about ANYTHING else ever.
I read a lot, and I love stupid cartoons. As for what I'm looking for, intelligence is a must. Proper use of the English language is sexy. I love food, way too much, and I love going to the gym and getting all sweaty. I love my kitty more than life itself. I frequently comment that I might be crazy, but that is just 'cause it is definitely true.
I kind of collect tattoos and piercings (3 tats, one of which is large, one medium, one small. 15 piercings currently though I am known to get temporary piercings from time to time and have had a total of something like...40(?) in my life if you count all the temporary ones)
Favorite Movies: Shakespeare in Love, the original Star Wars trilogy.
Favorite Shows: DR. WHO. Star Trek. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Full Metal Alchemist.
Favorite Music: Flogging Molly. Punk rock, (gypsy punk), metal, Dubstep, folk, classic rock...nearly anything but Country. I hate country.
Favorite Food: Bread is my deepest passion in life. I have a fish and shellfish allergy.
I am really not interested in long distance, and I'm sure as hell not going to relocate, so, I'm only looking romantically for someone NEARBY.