30Mount Pleasant, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a quirky workaholic with a lot of weird hobbies.

But first of all:

I can't have kids of my own. My uterus is genetically messed up, and I can't carry a child to term. Therefore, I'm not interested in hanging out with some other lady's kids. Sorry. Children are a deal breaker for me, so don't bother messaging me if you have them.

If you don't live in the city I live in, I am not interested in you. I will not travel for a relationship and I do not believe in long distance ones. Period. End of discussion. Find someone else.

To answer the first question anyone ever asks me--my favorite dish to cook is macaroni and cheese. My favorite to eat is almond croissants.

I read a lot, and I love stupid cartoons. As for what I'm looking for, intelligence is a must. I love food, way too much, and I love going to the gym and getting all sweaty. I love my kitty more than life itself. I frequently comment that I might be crazy, but that is just 'cause it is definitely true.
What I’m doing with my life
I study Baking and Pastry, and I am a line cook in a restaurant downtown.

I kind of collect tattoos and piercings (3 tats, one of which is large, one medium, one small. 15 piercings currently though I am known to get temporary piercings from time to time and have had a total of something like...40(?) in my life if you count all the temporary ones)
I’m really good at
Cooking, baking, and crochet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am told that my outgoing personality is one of my better points.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Discworld Series by Terry Pratchett.
Favorite Movies: Shakespeare in Love, the original Star Wars trilogy.
Favorite Shows: DR. WHO. Star Trek. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Full Metal Alchemist.
Favorite Music: Flogging Molly. Punk rock, (gypsy punk), metal, Dubstep, folk, classic rock...nearly anything but Country. I hate country.
Favorite Food: Bread is my deepest passion in life. I have a fish and shellfish allergy.
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

1) Cheese
2) Love.
3) Bread
4) Chocolate
5) Kitties
6) Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Running away and joining a circus.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work. :-) I love this lifestyle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a crazy cat lady.
You should message me if
If you are looking for a lady who is fun and outgoing and adventurous...but who isn't looking for "love" on a first date. Come on. Like I said...I'm a lady.

I am really not interested in long distance, and I'm sure as hell not going to relocate, so, I'm only looking romantically for someone NEARBY.
The two of us