25 Fort Collins, United States
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My self-summary
Im like a Snickers
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My huge penis
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My fave books are the ones that are based on really successful movies, like...Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Twilight, that sort of thing. Although i think nothing will ever be better than the movies the books are ok.

I like basically all food but especially stir frys, curries, stuff like that. Oh and chicken fillet subway
The six things I could never do without
Croc hunting knife
More beer
More Vegemite
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
In my meth lab in my moms basement, whipping up a fresh batch for the weekend
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once had penis reduction surgery at the age of 5 to save my life, doctors said by the time i was 7 i wouldnt have enough blood to work both my brain and penis and my body would shut down, so ive been cut back to a moderate 13 inches
You should message me if
Youve managed to get all the way through reading this profile to discover what im really like