I also think that morning wood is the dumbest thing ever. Why can't morning wood be a thing that inspires me to do well and get stuff done efficiently throughout my day? But nope, instead here's a dumb penis, good luck today, dummy!
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For example: Picture them in a mariachi band.
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I can't read and I'm a deaf man without taste buds.
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Also I spent a lot of years thinking I was secretly Jewish due to the fact that I say "oh boy" during the first minute of any conversation